JackMN sent my FIL a 10-minute long Google Talk voicemail.

[LaraMN]

He also appears to have tried to download a cookie monster ringtone, changed my homepage to Yahoo, tried to IM five people off my contact list, and snuck our blender into the living room and plugged it in.

:crazy:

[KitchenWitch]

1. LOL

Never a dull moment at the LaraMN house

[LaraMN]

3. Earlier the kids were playing Pictionary, even though only Noel can read.

Sophie got the word "dump" and guess what she drew? I was in the middle of a "paperwork" meeting with someone at my house. They probably think I sit around instigating my children to draw excrement.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. I bet that voicemail is gold.

[LaraMN]

5. Yeah- except we don't have a microphone hooked up

and Jack didn't know what he was doing, anyway.
Once he got my husband's cell phone and called in to his office at about six or seven o'clock in the morning and left a voicemail.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Haha, that kid sounds like a handful, but man, he is hilarious.

[LaraMN]

9. He made me swear in front of a playground full of preschoolers last week.

He almost ran in front of a moving car, and I flipped out and yelled "God damn it!" and then remembered where I was standing. If I have any dignity left by the time he's twelve, I will be lucky.


:crazy:

[sasquatch]

4. You wanna borrow my belt

Jesus when did I become my father?
:shrug:

[LaraMN]

7. I'm even meaner than that; I will hide the bag of Tostitos.

That's pretty much apocalyptic trauma for the boy.

[DarkTirade]

12. ...

[sasquatch]

15. LOL!!

:spray:

[Pierre.Suave]

8. I love your son

he sounds awesome.

[LaraMN]

10. I really like him right now. He's sleeping.

:D

[Dora]

11. ROFL! nt

[Pierre.Suave]

13. I want to adopt him

[LeftyMom]

14. It's a good thing LK and Jack live so far apart.

If they ever meet, I figure the instant a back gets turned they'll build a nuclear device out of spare toaster parts and use it to take a Safeway hostage or something.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. I see that things are normal at the LaraMN house...

:D

tales about Jack and pictures of Mo. I love this place :loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. JackMN = Doll baby.

:rofl:

[SOteric]

18. He's setting up a frozen Margarita Party.

At least, that's what he told me in the IM he sent me.