It turns out I'm emceeing a fashion show tonight

[HEyHEY]

See, I thought I was just going. Then my friend, the organizer of it, asked me if I would mind preparing an opening speech. I was like, "Come again?"

What the fuck do I know about fashion? Nothing. I don't even know anything about fashion ACCIDENTALLY. And they're showing Gucci and shit.

Seeing as how this is a fashion community thing I was thinking I'd start with, "Greetings shallow douchebags of the Vancouver fashion industry."

Any other ideas?

[Chan790]

1. Make sure you get the most important thing right...

Know who you're wearing. Who are you wearing?

[HEyHEY]

2. Sears!

Actually, I'm not sure yet..... I'm just wearing one of my suits.

[Chan790]

3. Don't use any of those big words!

Fashion people = dum.

D-U-M

Dum.

:hide:

[HEyHEY]

4. "I'm going to keep this simple - cause I've been mingling and you guys aren't that bright"

[Raffi Ella]

5. "Greetings shallow douchebags "

Ha! Fashion isn't shallow! It's art - Didn't you see the Devil wears Prada? :P


Why are you going in the first place?


How fun! Do you have a date to take with you AND if so? What's she wearing - THAT is the question.

[HEyHEY]

7. going to support my friend

[flvegan]

6. "Fashion, as it is, is a great argument for nudity."

That's what I'd open with.

[HEyHEY]

8. "Where did you guys get these stupid clothes?"

[flvegan]

12. "I like that so many of the women's clothes are see thru. More nipples!"

[DarkTirade]

13. ... that is bloody brilliant.

:thumbsup:

[JVS]

9. You'll do great. Just make lots of lewd comments.

[HEyHEY]

10. I should bring a golf club and do my best Bob Hope - ALL FUCKING NIGHT

[JVS]

11. Throw in some Jack Benny.

Take my wife.... PLEASE!

[HEyHEY]

14. "Now, Rochester"