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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 04:35 PM
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Do you ever make yourself laugh?
I sure do... :D
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 04:44 PM
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1. DuStrange says...
Do not use stickies for self promotion!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :patriot:
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 04:48 PM
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2. I am easily amused...
EOM
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 04:49 PM
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3. Sometimes
I am one of the funniest people I know. :evilgrin:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 04:50 PM
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4. Or
Do you ever start laaughing and cant stop....

I have done that before, and everyone looks at you


You keep laughing for some reason........
Butt remember, humour is the best medicine!!!

:hi: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::hug:
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 04:54 PM
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5. I tend to
crack me up a lot :rofl:
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 05:02 PM
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6. oh yeah, if I couldn't laugh at myself, I would probably have no fun at all.
the other week, I brought home some campaign materials to use with door to door stuff for our Legislative Rep ...they were in a black bag, one of those 'green bags' that are not quite paper and not quite cloth. Just plain black, tote bag style.

I parked it on my kitchen stool which has a seat on it, and it was in my dining area.

Well, I kept reaching out to pet it when I walked by because if it is big and black and sitting on the stool, it is normally my cat, Clark. I finally moved the damn thing to a place that wouldn't trigger the auto reflex.

That kind of stuff

Man does that cat have me trained.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 05:21 PM
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7. I never laugh
Laughter is not logical.

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 10:10 PM
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24. You just made me laugh.
:) :rofl:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:35 AM
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28. You are not Vulcan
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 05:35 PM
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8. Probably more than I should.
I''m constantly cracking lame jokes for my own amusement, which makes my girlfriend just shake her head in disgust, haha.
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1gobluedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 05:55 PM
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9. Daily
I'm clumsy.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 05:58 PM
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10. Yep
Daily.. 'cause I'm a big goof. :)
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 06:04 PM
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11. I am the only one that gets my jokes...
SO yes, I make myself laugh a lot, everyone else however, well, lets not talk about them...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 06:05 PM
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12. I told the crib death joke at the bar last night during a 'worst joke' contest
I won, and shut the contest down, and was assaulted with rolled up towels by two women. :evilgrin:
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Minimus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 06:24 PM
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14. please share the joke with me.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 06:27 PM
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15. crib death is the answer to the question in white
what's 12 inches long, blue, and keep women up all night screaming
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 01:21 AM
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31. *dies of laughter*
:spray:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 06:06 PM
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13. Yeah but it suck s when I'm the only one laughing.....
must be way over their heads.
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 07:32 PM
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16. You're not the only one laughing at that, Historic
I laugh at myself a LOT because of the ditzy, dufusy things I do. Like leaving my cell phone on top of my car, not packing my cell phone charger on a trip, opening the same kind of cat food twice in a row--you get the idea.

Oh and let's not forget driving into the parking lot of some employer I worked for 10 years ago--then realizing, oh duh, I don't work here anymore.

:crazy:

Boy, I hate to think of the missing synapses that one involved!

I could get mad but I'd rather laugh.




Cher
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 07:35 PM
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17. All the time.
:rofl:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 07:44 PM
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18. That's about 90% of the laughs I get a day.
The rest come from people's reactions when I throw sharp rocks at them.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 07:54 PM
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19. All the time - sometimes I laugh with me, sometimes I laugh at me... (nt)
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 07:59 PM
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20. Good. At least you make somebody laugh.
...
:evilgrin:
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fishwax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 08:13 PM
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21. all the time
:rofl:
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 10:02 PM
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22. Oh yeah.
The cats think I'm nuts, though. They're probably right.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 10:08 PM
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23. Yes.
;)
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 10:11 PM
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25. My father calls it telling yourself a joke you've never heard before
:7 and yeah, I do it often.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 10:14 PM
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26. Yes, I could amuse myself in solitary confinement...
Edited on Mon Aug-11-08 10:14 PM by mitchum
even if both of my hands were broken
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 10:16 PM
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27. Everytime I look in the mirror!
:D
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:39 AM
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30. You stole my answer.
x(

:P
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 01:55 AM
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33. Neener Neener!
I'm acting like a 12 year old tonight! :P
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:37 AM
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29. Yep...
and when I disrobe it makes my wife laugh...
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 01:25 AM
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32. All the time, and often uncontrollably.
I had one recent experience, trying to go to sleep at 3 A.M. while still under the influence (of what, I won't say :P), when I kept hearing Tim Meadows's Leon Phelps character in my head, telling me I didn't just need a job "for your mind and your skills," but one "for your friends downstairs, too."

What's really funny is that I could swear he used the exact phrase "your friends downstairs," to refer to genitalia in one of his sketches.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 02:36 AM
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34. I'm not THAT funny
x(
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 03:16 AM
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36. Yes you are
:)
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 03:08 AM
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35. all the time, I damn near kill myself I do such goofy stuff
:)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-13-08 10:40 AM
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37. All the damn time... all the damn time...
:rofl:
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-13-08 12:54 PM
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38. Not lately. I seem to have lost my sense of humour.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-13-08 12:55 PM
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39. I laughed when I logged randomly on to DU
and saw a post-it note proclaiming "XemaSab says no to attention seeking stickies!" :D
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-13-08 02:49 PM
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40. Daily...but one incident sticks out in my head as my ultimate doofusy
I was using the pop machine at work and putting in my collection of change - some dimes, quarters. Well one of my dimes kept coming right back out in the change slot.. so I tried it again a couple of times.. same thing. So I look at the dime to see if it was Canadian (up here in MN we have lots of Canadian change.. some machines take em others won't). Nope... regular American dime, perfect condition. So I tried it again (it was all the change I had so I needed it to work)..and it spit right back out.

The next thought in my head (swear to god) was "maybe its a counterfeit dime"

The next thought was "ya Nadine, that's the market now... counterfeit dimes... no one suspects dimes. Forget $20 bills, the real theives counterfeit dimes and make tens of dollars"


Then I started laughing hysterically ... at myself - first the dumb thought, then the sarcastic response.

Oh and what was "wrong" with the dime... cuz I know some of you won't sleep at night? I remembered it had a distinctive noise when it hit the change slot (my first tip it was fake you know)... because it was an old dime... so it was pure silver.


Whenever I take myself too seriously I remind myself of the great counterfeit dime conspiracy.
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