one of the prerequisites for even coming within 500 yards of my clique

[datasuspect]

is that you must possess or enjoy access to fine corinthian leather.

[PeaceNikki]

1. FUCK

The best I can do is SOFT Corinthian leather.

x(

I'm out.

[datasuspect]

2. don't worry

you were "blessed in" to my cult during our last board meeting.

[PeaceNikki]

6. Social validation rocks.

B-)

Do I look cooler now? I feel cooler.

[Chan790]

3. Well I'm out then fucknozzle.

I have access to fine Corinthian pleather, but no dead cow.

[datasuspect]

5. you are a big poopy pants

[yewberry]

9. Can I hang with you, Chan?

All I have is canvas.

[Chan790]

10. Canvas is nice...

I'd kill for a nice canvas couch. Especially if I could get it dyed to match the decor. If you've got a pleather couch and you hate the color...you've got two choices:

spray paint.

liquid shoe polish.

[yewberry]

12. You want I should send my doggie friend over there?

He's the reason I had to get rid of my last couch; he could probably do the same for you, if you need an excuse.

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Rats, I got nothing.

Sigh.

[Pierre.Suave]

7. I dont want to be in your clique anyway...

PFFFFTTTTT!!!!!!!!

[Gormy Cuss]

8. Ultrasuede you!

You hide elitist, you.

[Ptah]

11. You had me at 'prerequisites'. mmmmmmmmmmm

[jobycom]

13. My clique is more of the microfibre variety.