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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 12:16 PM Original message |
Things that you should never ever do in life: |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
1. A variation of the first one... |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:43 PM Response to Reply #1 |
18. roflmao! |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 08:06 PM Response to Reply #18 |
47. Me too! |
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Tommy_Carcetti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
2. Post a parody VP nominee teaser in GD:P |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 12:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. GD-P has no sense of humor. |
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truedelphi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 04:41 PM Response to Reply #2 |
36. Give us a clue - who did you suggest?? |
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Zuiderelle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
4. I put my cat on a leash all the time. But I haven't done any of the other ones. |
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astral (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-24-08 02:44 AM Response to Reply #4 |
87. I've put my cat on a leash too. . . . |
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MaggieSwanson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
5. throw happiness away |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
6. um |
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Throd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
7. Once again people, NEVER start a barbecue with acetone. |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. Stick your face in a bag of angry squirrels |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 08:09 PM Response to Reply #8 |
48. or do this to a pack of badgers |
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nadine_mn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 11:36 PM Response to Reply #8 |
54. how did they get in the bag and why? |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 09:35 AM Response to Reply #54 |
75. questions... too many questions.... Go ahead |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
9. Cocaine |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
10. Never accept a ride to an AMWAY presentation... |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:25 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Truer words were never spoken. |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:27 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. and blades don't need reloading. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:32 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Aim for the head! Aim for the head! |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:34 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. and get up the staircase and then destroy it! |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 09:50 PM Response to Reply #15 |
51. That only works on zombies, not Amway distributors. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 02:30 PM Response to Reply #51 |
76. Sure it does! I said "Aim for the HEAD," not "Aim for the BRAIN." |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 08:52 PM Response to Reply #76 |
78. Upline, not upmarket. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
13. Poke The Crazy. Don't do that shit. It makes The Crazy ANGRY. nt |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 03:26 PM Response to Reply #13 |
29. I always heard it said.... |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
14. Go bungee jumping without a harness... |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
17. Root for the New York Yankees |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 11:46 PM Response to Reply #17 |
58. Especially when surrounded by Boston Red Sox fans. |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 09:29 AM Response to Reply #17 |
72. yep |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
19. Never stand within "falling distance" of a spinning, unguarded table saw blade... |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
20. Fry bacon in the nude |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:53 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. When a cop pulls you over... |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 02:55 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Speaking from experience, are we? |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 03:02 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. The horror...the horror...(n/t) |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 11:58 PM Response to Reply #20 |
60. I have fried bacon in the near-nude. |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
24. Cordless bungy jumping |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 03:34 PM Response to Reply #24 |
30. See post 14 buddy... |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 05:39 PM Response to Reply #30 |
41. Yeah, you can wear a harness. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
25. Image google goatse or tubgirl |
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nadine_mn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 11:46 PM Response to Reply #25 |
59. i.hate.u |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 12:01 AM Response to Reply #25 |
63. ... at work! (nt) |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
26. when a NC trooper comes up to your |
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SurfingAtWork (788 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
27. Tell a girl you like "What the hell did you do to your hair" |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 04:04 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. Tell me about it! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 04:15 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Repeat after me: "It's all you, baby" |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 04:33 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Good advice! |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
28. Tutch the but |
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loveable liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
33. Try and outrun a police k9. |
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CBHagman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
35. Look in one direction while walking in another... |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
37. Tongue test electric fences |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 07:57 PM Response to Reply #37 |
43. I don't know why it's not obvious |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
38. Ask someone out a second time. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
39. Assume you have enough money in your bank account for two cokes |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
40. try to push right of way |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
42. Eat stuff that you don't know what it is. |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
44. Be a freeper! |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
45. Go to a nudist beach with a yardstick |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
46. Go to a wedding and yell out "I HAD HER!" when the bride comes down the aisle |
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MichiganVote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
49. Vote Republican |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
50. Injure your ankle skiing, drink beer until it doesn't hurt anymore, then go out skiing again. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
52. Lick the flagpole in winter. |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
53. Don't lick the electrical outlets |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 11:40 PM Response to Original message |
55. The most famous is... |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 11:43 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. unless you've spent years developing an immunity |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 11:40 PM Response to Original message |
56. meth or crack |
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astral (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-24-08 02:51 AM Response to Reply #56 |
88. oh lighten up |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
61. Hire a rich accountant or a poor lawyer. |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-21-08 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
62. Bring a knife to a gunfight... |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 12:03 AM Response to Original message |
64. Get your kids drunk on purpose. (nt) |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 12:07 AM Response to Reply #64 |
65. Aw, but he's such a happy drunk... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 12:11 AM Response to Reply #65 |
67. Awwwwwwww! That's so cute! |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
66. Never argue with a fool or a drunk. It never works out. |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 01:07 AM Response to Original message |
68. Try to change-out the barrel on a smokin' hot .50 calibre machinegun... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-23-08 09:09 PM Response to Reply #68 |
84. So technically, that would be 'worst blister I ever saw', not 'worst blisters I've ever seen.' :P |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 01:08 AM Response to Original message |
69. Fall in love |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 03:07 PM Response to Reply #69 |
77. Aw... |
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Angel (423 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 02:39 AM Response to Original message |
70. Try to take a bone from a dog..notice I said try |
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MsTryska (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 09:27 AM Response to Original message |
71. I've put my cat on a leash..... |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
73. ride the clutch (n/t) |
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RedShoes (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
74. take coedine on an empty stomach... |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 10:07 PM Response to Reply #74 |
80. Been there, done that |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
79. Answer, "Does this outfit make me look fat" in the affirmative |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-23-08 09:10 PM Response to Reply #79 |
85. Or worse |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-24-08 08:50 AM Response to Reply #85 |
92. At least the results of that remark are never in doubt! LOL |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
81. Go to an Angels - Dodgers game |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-22-08 11:53 PM Response to Original message |
82. You LOOOOOOVE ammonia. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-23-08 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
83. Check if a gun is loaded by pointing it at your head and pulling the trigger |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-23-08 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
86. Check for a gas leak with a Zippo lighter |
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YankeyMCC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-24-08 05:20 AM Response to Original message |
89. Piss into the wind and |
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YankeyMCC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-24-08 05:20 AM Response to Original message |
90. deleted accidental dupe nt |
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Lasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-24-08 06:13 AM Response to Reply #90 |
91. Never double click when posting a message. n/t |
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