The DU Lounge is stuck with Boojatta (the Boojatta, not the evil twin) for about an hour.

[Boojatta]

Ask me anything. (Of course, I probably won't answer anything, but that's not the point, is it?)

[Dr. Strange]

1. Why doesn't Parche give out nicknames like he says he will?

[Boojatta]

2. My Dear DuStrange...

The reason is likely to be one of the following:

• Lack of knowledge of nicknames
  
• Lack of discipline to get down to work
  
• Inability to make a commitment to one nickname and fear of persecution by the usual suspects who glorify mono-nicknamy
  
• You're making that up. Parche never promised to give out nicknames.
  
• A busy schedule
  
• Parche is planning to murder his father and marry his mother, so he doesn't have time for petty games such as inventing nicknames.
  

Note: "My Dear..." used with permission. It's a registered trademark.

[mainegreen]

3. Why do graphic artists so often make beautiful images, but ugly websites?

[Boojatta]

4. My Dear Mainegreen...

Why do some husbands take their wives to exquisite restaurants, but break dishes while washing them after a plain home-cooked dinner?

It could be a way of saying, "I'll do what you ask, but I don't have to like it, and don't count on it being done well."