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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 03:58 PM Original message |
What do you want the first line of your obituary to read? |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
1. "Although he had long suspected its inevitability... |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
2. HE HATED PUBLIC RESTROOMS. n/t |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:23 PM Response to Reply #2 |
12. How about "I peed in the mud"? |
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dropkickpa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
3. Getcher worm food here folks! |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
4. she came, she saw, and she kicked republican ass. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:14 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. That is so you |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:16 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. well shouldn't my obituary be me? |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:18 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Wisenheimer. |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 05:50 PM Response to Reply #7 |
28. That's Ms. Wisenheimer |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 06:51 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. Don't forget..... |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 06:52 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. you're the one that should be afraid |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 06:53 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Ouuuuuuu. |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 06:55 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. of course |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
8. SUCK IT! |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
9. "The man who considered Palpatine to be weak, soft, and merciful, has died this morning |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 05:51 PM Response to Reply #9 |
29. That should be "borne out," my friend. You wouldn't want to be remembered for |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 06:50 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. I leave out the "e" so that people think it was the newspaper's fault, |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 07:21 PM Response to Reply #31 |
39. Oh, I like the way you think. As always, the beer's on me when the opportunity arises. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
10. What the fuck do I care? |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:25 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. I like that one. |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
11. Finally. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:25 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. With your picture flipping the bird? |
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southpaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
13. Here lies southpaw... and why not? |
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panhead1961 (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
16. Hey You - Get off of my mound |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
17. "After asking his friends to 'hold my beer,' Mr. Petronius vanished in the most epic |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
18. He was, like, this dude. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 06:52 PM Response to Reply #18 |
34. Dude |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 07:22 PM Response to Reply #18 |
40. "...this dude, who was like..." |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
19. "She's FINALLY had enough." |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
20. "He was not at any point in his life a hippie." |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
21. Send more credit cards, SUCKERS!! |
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mr blur (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
22. "He's not really dead". (nt) |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
23. "Someday to be stardust again." n/t |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
24. Eccentric billionaire dead at the age of 120. n/t |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
25. I've already written pretty much the whole thing: |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
26. "He never hated people because of their race, religion, gender or orientation... |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
27. MrCoffee, a tireless campaigner against the shrinkage of Jimmy Dean sausage packages, died today. |
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charlie and algernon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
30. First President of the Intergalactic Republic |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
33. I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK! |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
38. Av8rdave, age 111, passed away peacefully yesterday... |
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jus_the_facts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
41. "KISS THIS!!!" |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
42. "In a final act of revenge, . . . ." |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
43. WHile participating in a 1/4 mile race, this amazing 123 year old tripped..... |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
44. "He wanted a tree, instead of a tombstone..." |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
45. hey, it turns out she isn't dead! |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
46. Lost in NJ |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
47. "He's behind you." |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
48. "Dance away ya bastids" |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
49. "Age 123, died having sex with Swedish triplets." |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-03-08 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
50. Lather. Rinse. Resurrect. |
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