A large engineering company in Nigeria recently hired several cannibals to work in its piping dept.
"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our employees".
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later the HR Manager remarked,
"You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our Designers has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "No".
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate that Designer?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued.
"For four weeks we've been eating Engineers and no one noticed a thing. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."
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