If you are invested in the stock market at all, here's what you should do this week.
LeftyFingerPop
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Sun Sep-14-08 11:26 PM
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If you are invested in the stock market at all, here's what you should do this week.
1) Unplug your computer, TV and radio. 2) Do not, under any circumstances, leave your home. 3) Close your blinds and lock your doors. 4) Drink very heavily. Very very heavily. 5) Pass out. 6) Repeat the next day.
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Mon Sep-15-08 05:45 AM
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1. Could someone bring me some vodka?
I think I'm going to need it.
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Mon Sep-15-08 05:47 AM
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2. Some days being broke doesn't feel so bad
sing it with me "freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose"
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Mon Sep-15-08 04:05 PM
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7. Haha, ain't that the truth.
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Mon Sep-15-08 06:21 AM
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For fuck's sake, the stock market is not a one week endeavor.. shit, it isn't a one year endeavor.. It is a 30 year investment. Go away, fear monger.
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Mon Sep-15-08 08:59 AM
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4. Yeah, but I'm gonne be 59 in November.
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Mon Sep-15-08 09:02 AM
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I wonder if he thought of that before he posted... :banghead:
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Mon Sep-15-08 04:03 PM
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6. I guess I should have taken my own advice...
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