ow OW ow! It feels like I've been kicked in the nuts

[Taverner]

I have to walk Larry Craig style, e.g. with a wide stance...

Now I know why they say no sex...

[malta blue]

1. C'mon guy!

Frozen Peas!!

Seriously though, I applaud you for doing it. You are a wonderful husband :toast:

[Taverner]

6. I am a wonderful husband

But I didn't want to waste the frozen peas on my testicles - a bag of ice works well too :)

[av8rdave]

2. Fortunately, it doesn't last very long

You'll be climbing ladders and playing racquetball before you know it. (I think the racquetball took 5 days or so).

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. "Ow! My balls!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hj_7U40z5I

[Taverner]

5. That movie is a classic

And must have been a consideration in the Palin campaign

[MissMillie]

4. When you're all healed up, you'll have the best sex ever

the inhibitions go right out the window when you don't have to worry about feeding and clothing the result.

[taterguy]

7. Wait a month or so before doing a 50 mile bike ride

I'll never make that mistake again

[SoxFan]

8. !

[MicaelS]

9. True Story! My friend was in the Army....

He got cut, then wanted to show his buddies how tough he was. Instead of driving home and using an ice pack, he JOGGED All THE WAY! Three frigging miles!!! His nuts swelled up to the size of grapefruit. :evilgrin: :bounce: