Who's that spikey blond haired douchebag on the Food Network?

[LostInAnomie]

The douche that always wears his sun glasses on the back of his head. I'm wondering because he really looks like a total douche.

[AlCzervik]

1. is he chubby? If so that's Guy something or other, he always says "that's money"

and he's fucking annoying as hell.

[LostInAnomie]

2. Yeah, he's chubby...

... and he keeps doing the "terrorist fist bump" to everyone. Someone needs to slap him in the nuts for being a total wang.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Guy Fieri?

[madinmaryland]

4. Isn't he the one that does Diners and Dives?

:shrug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Yes.

[MorningGlow]

11. I watched that show (by accident) ONCE

Absolutely nothing was appetizing. In fact, most of the dishes of slop made me want to :puke:

Nothing redeeming about that show--nothing at all.

[LostInAnomie]

5. Yeah, that's the guy.

How the hell do douchebags like that get on TV? The backwards sunglasses is what gets me every fucking time. It looks fucking stupid. They can't be very stable. Putting them in a pocket would be SOOOO much easier. The only fucking reason to do it is to look "hip and unconventional" which that mofo is not. He's a fucking cliche.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. I'd give him a pass as far as douchebags go.

Most of the douchebags on TV have no discernible talent, but at least Fieri can actually cook.

[LostInAnomie]

8. That may be...

... but you don't have to douche it up while doing it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. You mean Guy "Infinite Douchebag" Fiorelli? The Douchebag?

The douchebag with the spiky hair and the annoying douchebag voice and ignorant douchebag delivery?

Who goes places and acts like a douchebag?

And wears sunglasses like a douchebag?

Yeah, that douchebag is named Guy.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. And p.s. - that infinite douchebag is part of the MTVization of Food Channel.

That's why he's actually on TV - because he would fit on MTV, "Music for Douchebags TV".