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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:08 AM
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If you habitually lie about your age when posting on the internet, check in!
I'm twenty-eight. Everybody in my family is prematurely gray
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:09 AM
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1. I always tell people I'm 42 and a grandmother, but I'm secretly 32...
and just hoping to fool you all into thinking I am older than I really am.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:09 AM
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2. 17298 years old here
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:12 AM
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3. I never lie about it...
I obfuscate;)
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:16 AM
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4. Naw. I've earned every year and every gray hair.
:)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:18 AM
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6. Betcha I'm grayer than you. n/t
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:29 AM
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7. Betcha you're not. By golly. I'll have to get back to you on that, Katie.
:-)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:31 AM
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8. Betcha I am...
:)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:17 AM
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5. I'm 13, with the body of a 50 year old. n/t
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:43 AM
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12. I'm 15 mentally and 52 physically. So I win!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 03:09 AM
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9. I did when I was a teenager.
Bumping my age up just enough to be legal kept random perverts from instant messaging me.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 03:21 AM
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10. There seems to be a difference between girl pevs and boy pevs in that regard, cuz
when I was a freshman or sophomore in highschool thirty or more years ago, I'd get in these great conversations with intelligent sleazy-lookin college women or grad students, and everything would go along swimmingly until they realized I was, like, fifteen: and then suddenly, bam! conversation over! I finally figured that out a couple ago, so that's why I'm lying about my age now
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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 09:12 AM
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11. i'm 36
i've earned it.

i've lived a lot in this short time, so no, no way am I gonna lie.

I'm going gray, but only because I can't afford to be blonde right now :)
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:11 PM
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13. I'm really 7.
Precocious 'n' all.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:07 PM
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14. Go register: we need your vote
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