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On old woman has a talking parrot.
She has to go out on an errand and leaves the house, forgetting that she's made an appointment with the plumber.
After a short while, the plumber shows up and rings the doorbell.
The parrot squawks "Who is it?"
"Plumber!" the plumber replies.
Nothing happens.
The plumber rings the doorbell again...
"Who is it?" says the parrot again.
"It's Da Plumber!" say the man a little more loudly. And he waits again for the door to open.
Nothing.
Now, getting a little agitated - the plumber knocks on the door...
knock knock knock...
"Who is it?"
"DA PLUMBER - I'M DA PLUMBER!!!" he says loudly...
waits some more - still nothing...
This time he bangs the door loudly..."Who is it?" says the parrot once more...
"DA PLUMBER! PLUMBER! I'M DA PLUMBER! DA PLUMBER! YOU CALLED ME AND HERE I AM! OPEN THE DOOR!!!"
and he proceeds to bang and band and bang on the door, kicking it and screaming all the while - then he grabs his chest and collapses in front of the door...
Afte a couple hours, the old lady arrives home and comes up to the front door and sees the collapsed man...
She unlocks the door walks in and mutters to herself? "Who is it?
"DA PLUMBER!" squawks the parrot...
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