It is Friday. I shall do no more work today. I declare a Pun-off. Bring it on.

[dawgmom]

And the subject is?

[Parche]

1. Sex?

You want me to start on the sperm of the moment?

[DarkTirade]

2. You're just trying to get a rise out of people.

Quit jerking us around. :P

[dawgmom]

3. I am so ovary it.

At least that's what Seamen say.

[Parche]

4. Sounds Like You Are Getting A Little Teste?

Mad?

[dawgmom]

8. Nope. I'm here, at your cervix.

Awaiting your fertile imagination.

[Parche]

10. Thats Hard To Imagine

[dawgmom]

14. Shoot, you're right.

I shouldn't try to bukkake the system.

[SacredCow]

20. Well, sometimes the best-laid plans.....

must come to an end....

[dawgmom]

You're right. There's got to be a morning after.

Or am I being a pill?

[begin_within]

87. No, it's "the best-planned lays"

[Parche]

23. Lettuce pun about vegetables if you Carrot all

:woohoo: :hi:

[dawgmom]

24. Oh, come on.

Let's not insert vegetables into this.

[Parche]

25. you want to Squash this post?

[dawgmom]

27. (seriously)

We're on dangerous ground. ;)
I can do it, but fish might be safer....

[DarkTirade]

5. How about fish?

I'm just floundering around for a topic. I cod go with something else though.

[dawgmom]

6. I am perched on the edge of my seat.

Let's do it, just for the halibut.

[Parche]

7. You Are Really Doing This On Porpoise

Try to Worm your way into this thread........

[dawgmom]

9. Well, you know what they say. You can tuna guitar...

...but you can't tuna fish.

[Malikshah]

11. Well, one should scale back their punning efforts before someone finishes them off.

[dawgmom]

18. I'm overcome with gill-t. n/t

[Parche]

12. I'm Saury, were you talking to me?

[TZ]

13. What are you fishing for compliments?

[dawgmom]

16. Reel-y. n/t

[Parche]

22. I am hard of Herring, can you post that again?

[dawgmom]

30. REEL-Y n/t

[Parche]

35. Another Barb in the side from you

[dawgmom]

37. Well, you can call me Ray, or you can call me R.J., or you can call me...

R.J.J.....but ya doesn't have to call me Johnson.

*obscure old joke -- extra points if you get it*

[Parche]

40. I remember the ad, wasnt he a Shark?

[dawgmom]

42. Well, he wasn't a JET

Sorry...back to the fish puns. Ummm...this is quite a grouper we have here today, isn't it?

[Parche]

Well, in the language of sarah palin

"You Betta"

[dawgmom]

45. Don't pick on Sarah. She's just a product of the customs and morays she was raised with. n/t

[Parche]

46. its getting Bleak for their campaign....dontcha know, doggone it

[dawgmom]

48. I know. I think they're beyond kelp.

OK, so I used kelp already. It fits better here.

[Parche]

49. even the Cisco kid couldnt help them now

[dawgmom]

51. I know. What a bunch of clown(fish) n/t

[atomic-fly]

50. This is a crappie thread!

[dawgmom]

52. On what do you bass that assertion? n/t

[Parche]

53. Cod damnit , this is a awesome post

[dawgmom]

54. Trout-ing the merits of the post. Didn't you even mullet over? n/t

[Parche]

55. It Smelt like Fish spirit

[dawgmom]

57. Speaking of that, have I used rockfish?

And don't snap at me. Don't be a snapper.

[Parche]

58. Yes i think you have, you are Floundering again

[dawgmom]

60. No need to be a sarcastic fringehead.

OK, so it's not a pun -- but it's the name of a real fish, and I wanted to use it.

Now, back to the punning. Don't dalli.

[Parche]

62. My head hurts, you are giving me a Haddock

[dawgmom]

64. Look! A picture of naked people on an airplane!!!!

Made chinook.

[Parche]

65. Are you a guy or a Gill?

[dawgmom]

66. Holy Mackerel. Don't you ever read a person's profile? n/t

[Parche]

67. I had a Huchen you were female

[dawgmom]

69. Yup. I'm just a sometimes bluegill who cain't say no.

*sigh* That one sucked. I think I'm running out. This might be a squeeker.

[Parche]

73. your last post was a Croaker

i got a million of them, keep going!!! :woohoo: :hi:

[dawgmom]

78. I wish I had a silver dollar for every time I've heard that.

Just think what I'd net.

[Parche]

81. i am just going to Skate along

[dawgmom]

82. Quittin' time. You win by outlasting me. Congrats.

Buh-bye.

[Parche]

85. not for another hour 1/2

I think I am going to drink some Tang

[dawgmom]

15. Oh, that one made me eel.

Somebody, call for a sturgeon.

[SacredCow]

21. Can a sturgeon do anything about salmon-elli? n/t

[dawgmom]

29. Hmmm. Maybe we should take a pole. n/t

[SacredCow]

31. Maybe we'd betta.... n/t

[dawgmom]

32. Thanks for staying on tropic. n/t

[SacredCow]

34. That's O Koi... I always do! n/t

[dawgmom]

36. Good. I wouldn't want to make anenome out of you. n/t

[SacredCow]

38. No worries- I'm not a Man o' War.... n/t

[dawgmom]

39. That reminds me...do you like seahorses? n/t

[Parche]

44. I dont give a Carp about seahorses

:woohoo: :hi:

[dawgmom]

47. *grunt* There's no kelp-ing you.

It must be your labido or something.

[Parche]

70. I dont want to be Koi, but this is too Hoki

[dawgmom]

71. Oh, so it doesn't live up to your gold(fish) standard? n/t

[Parche]

72. Ling, Ling, i hear the phone ringing for you

[dawgmom]

75. OK, I didn't get that one.

I guess it wasn't my scup of tea.

[Parche]

77. there is alot Morwong then you think

[Left Brain]

84. Jeez, ya don't have to get crabby

[keroro gunsou]

83. force of halibut

i guess.

or were this middle earth, force of hobbit.

good thing no one wanted to palintir to start a middle earth pun thread :D

the lameness might dwarf the humor... lest it start dragon.

[FloridaJudy]

17. Well, you've got me hooked

I am sole into that.

[dawgmom]

19. You're saying you've sole-d your sole?

I gefilte for ya.

[FloridaJudy]

41. IBTL

In before the lox.

[dawgmom]

43. Somebody, give her a DUZY. I was such a sucker. I really gefilte for that. n/t

[TZ]

61. Something smells fishy here.

Are we swimming with sharks now?

[dawgmom]

63. It's Grrrrrrrrr-eat!

Or, at least that's what Tony the Tigershark would say.

[Aristus]

26. OMG! I got hooked into this discussion on the fly.

And now I'm floundering for a response...

[dawgmom]

28. I know. It's roughy. n/t

[Schema Thing]

56. That Parche dude follows you around like a guppy.

[dawgmom]

59. Lyre(tail). Don't make me draw my sword(fish) on you. n/t

[SacredCow]

33. It's easy to do in this plaice... n/t

[taterguy]

68. I can't Bring it On. I'm Almost Beat

Get it?

[dawgmom]

74. Ummm...help me out. Give me a jazzhand. n/t

[taterguy]

76. Google is your friend

Maybe

[dawgmom]

80. Wow. Give the boy a hand. You win the IMDB Obscure Film Reference of the Day.

What do you have to say?

[taterguy]

86. Don't get Cheeky with me

And what's my reward?

[Parche]

79. maybe you can email Opah winfrey