I need revenge ideas.

[HEyHEY]

So, I now have reason to believe my roomie set up an elaborate plan to get me to move out so that his two douchebag friends could move in. See, we were ALL supposed to move out at the end of the month. He was moving in with those two douches elswhere. Now he says he doesn't want to live with them, but doesn't say where he's moving to... "doesn't know" I think the plan all along was to say we were all leaving just so I would go, my other roomie is leaving anyway.

I don't care about leaving the place, I was going to go anyway as I don't really think I could cope in this aparment without Isa because the other roomie has nothing but douchebags for friends. I just don't like being lied to. So, if at the end of the month it turns out the other douches are moving in when I go.... It's revenge time.

They own a hidden "speakeasy" I'm sure the cops would love to know about. That would be my vengeance.

[Inchworm]

1. I'll need some background

Where does he work, what does he drive, does he have family, he owe ya money... ?

hehe

Sounds very sucky.

:hug:

[HEyHEY]

2. I knew I shouldn't have trusted a douchebag

He works with the two douches. They are contractors. They refurbish cafes and shit. He drives a dodge... something.

[Inchworm]

13. Get keys made to his work truck

Then, a few weeks after the inevitable fallout, drive his truck into a lake. You have no need to involve a 3rd party.

hmm...

:shrug:

[suninvited]

3. Living well is the best revenge.

I know that is a quote from someone, all I can come up with.

[HEyHEY]

4. Fuck that, I'm into vengeance

[suninvited]

14. Living well

is not vengeancy enough?

I actually like the living well thing for revenge.

But, if that is not your speed, try buying a billboard in a very public spot with a message like "my name is "fill in name here", and I love golden showers (or any other embarrassing sexual abnormality)! Call me! "fill in his phone number here"

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Tempt them into negative actions that will damage them.

Idiotic, bimbo-y women who will scream rape, illegal purchase of weapons if they're feeling scared of you, gossiping information out of context, triggers to produce exclusion from groups/opportunities, etc. You know, the standard entrapments. If you're feeling frisky, why not try a mindfuck (if they're tiny enough to succumb; not all are).

Such actions, especially nowaday, will result in them damaging themselves. It's glorious, try it. Frustrate them further and further into deeper and deeper negative intent. Let them dig themselves in more deeply. Repeat as necessary. Contact their places of work and let them know what assholes they are. Enroll their bosses and co-workers in mindgames. Constantly chase them out of their chosen field of work, and let the tax burdens build.

This is the worst possible time for people to engage in negativity. Use that knowledge to your advantage. This is not mind control. Think about it.

Edit: Do you see the double-bind and subsequent moral?

[HEyHEY]

7. That sounds like alot of work... maybe I'll just kick him in the pills

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Negativity damages everyone. What are you gonna do...

Stare at this water crystal. That's a beginning.

[HEyHEY]

11. I think I'll get the cops to break up their bar

[lost-in-nj]

6. ok

if he is staying in the apt you are in now......

the day you leave get some shrimp (one or two pieces will do) and put it in a curtain rod..... in the hollow part

of course one that will have curtains that will be left behind

in a few days he will wonder what

"crawled up and died"


:hi:

lost

[HEyHEY]

8. that's good too!

[Inchworm]

16. I LOVE YOUUuuu!

:rofl::rofl:

psst!

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

31. Not bad for a terrorist.

:patriot:

[fNord]

10. don't go to the cops.......,

Just leave a half dozen fresh fish hidden in the wall, or air/heating vent. you do that the last day your there, and it will take about 1-3 weeks before there really ripe. the smell will be everywhere. after a wile, it will saturate in the walls. after that, even if they find the fish and remove them, that will not get rid of the smell. they can scrub, air-fresh, febreez, or what ever, that smell will linger for an eternity.

not that I know from experience or anything

[HEyHEY]

12. I don't know... I like the idea of having the cops "Bust up their joint" it's so mobster retro

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. Ask them ahead tf time to say that. They can only do it if they'll say that.

[Inchworm]

18. Thought about that though

then oters suffer. I think you have to target specifically :D

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Maybe I'm too stuck on the classics, but why not kill him, his friends, his family, and burn

his house down?

Sure, it's old school - but there's a reason it's become a classic.

It works.

[HEyHEY]

19. hahaha

Hoenstly, though, I'm REALLY loving having the cops fuck their shit up... as I said it's SOOO retro!

[HEyHEY]

20. They are small time contractors too.... I just realized

My best friend owns one of the largest pump truck companies in Canada... my brother in law and tons of friends own high-end contracting business. I can get that fucker black balled too.

[Inchworm]

21. Now yer thinkin!

I was going with "get rid of his tools."

Ahhhhh the memories...

:D

[pitohui]

39. all this because they don't wanna be roomies with you?

ok so they told a little white lie because they don't want to live w. you any more

is it really worth all this?

what's the matter w. you, man? i wouldn't want to room w. you either

i hope you are just joking around, because it would be really shitty to stop someone from earning a living just because they didn't want to live w. you anymore -- that's like stalker shit, you know? look at it objectively for a minute, what would you think of someone who reacted that way when you wanted to move away from them? you'd figure them for a true psycho, wouldn't you?

i mean you're talking about getting the cops on them, stopping them from being able to work...dude, that is not a normal reaction to your roommate wanting a different roommate, now if the guy infected you w. a fatal disease after promising love forever or something of that sort...okay...but from the sound of it you are just going a little stalker-licious over basically nothing

[DS1]

22. 2 raw chicken breats, and a plastic helmann's mayo jar

take 2/3rds the mayo out, put the chicken in, and seal. This one will take longer than the shrimp, but eventually the stinking gasses should burst the container and THEN the place will fucking reek

[PeaceNikki]

24. Oooooo, rotten poultry is the WORST!

Good call!! :thumbsup:

[Mutley]

23. I'm gonna go with the leave something hidden to rot idea.

Yeah, like fish in an air vent. Not too evil, but evil enough for the situation.

[johnnie]

25. Lets see.......

Roadkill in the trunk of his car.

Limburger cheese spread on the manifold of his car

Itching powder in his underwear drawer

Get some cockroaches and release them before you leave

I have more if you want them.....

[ForrestGump]

53. I've always liked you

Just remember that, please....

:scared:

[PeaceNikki]

26. Leave messages w/every car dealership, realtor & religious group within a 50 mile (~80 KM) radius

Get phone numbers to as many salesmen and religious groups as you can.

[Lyric]

27. Raw chicken and raw shrimp. Put some inside of the curtain rods.

Also, pee in the pickle jar. :hi:

[Danger Mouse]

28. "Titus Andronicus" has some very creative ways to get revenge on people.

You should give it a read. You can get your vengeance and a nice meal out of the bargain, too.

[wartrace]

29. Buy a chicken at the grocery store.

Hide it in the last place anyone would ever check- tape it to a closet ceiling if you have to. That place will stink shortly after you leave. It will continue to stink for some time.

Hey, you asked...........

[BlueIris]

50. "(T)ape it to a closet ceiling if you have to"

Nice. And by nice I mean...he wants to get revenge, not potentially kill the ex-roommates. Do you know what kind of bacteria is in those things??

[dorktv]

30. Shave the eyebrows. It is a subtle but hilarious thing to do.

[FloridaJudy]

32. Tiger balm in his personal lube

He won't forget it soon, I promise you.

[BreweryYardRat]

33. Did that to myself. It didn't work.

I was dead-tired, still had to study for a final exam, and tried that trick to keep from dropping off.

Fell asleep anyway.

Of course, your mileage may vary...

[The Wielding Truth]

34. Move out and get a really great apartment , have amazing parties

find a terrific girl and forget about them.

Revenge is a waste of time when you could be having fun!

[ghostsofgiants]

35. Rub your balls all over everything they own.

They might never know, but you still feel good about it.

[RadiationTherapy]

42. I second the rubbings of your balls on things. nt

[Iggo]

36. Live well. (n/t)

[krispos42]

37. Now would be an excellent time to report him for software piracy

and/or illegal downloading of intellectual property.

I'm sure Microsoft and the RIAA would like to have a word with them.

:evilgrin:

[zabet]

38. First...

use the roomie's toothbrush to scrub under the inner lip of the toilet bowl and put it back where they will use it like normal.

Then - buy some of this - http://www.liquidass.com/ and fully douse the apartment with it before you leave, it is virtually invisible and non-staining if used correctly - plus they will never figure it out. Directions for use at the site. :evilgrin:

[crim son]

47. Maybe I'm just an idiot, but I'm laughing so hard that tears are streaming

down my face. The videos on that site! :rofl: Thanks for that!

[SmokingJacket]

40. Don't do it.

Just break off with these people and lead a better life.

Ratting on them would just make you feel like a rat, sooner or later. You'll always think back on this time with bad feeling.

[billyskank]

41. Don't wrestle with pigs

You all get covered in shit and the pigs enjoy it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

43. Many years ago, hobos left special marks

on fence posts to let others know if a house was good for a hand out.

I wonder if Jehovah's Witnesses or other proselytizers have something like that?

[Lavender Brown]

44. Replace the contents of his shampoo bottle with Nair.

}( j/k

[machI]

45. Syrup of ipecac makes for good additions to your mark's diet

[DS1]

49. That doesn't work

I've seen it tried. It merely resulted in the person replacing the shampoo having his ass kicked.

[JVS]

46. several things. #1 rub balls everywhere, but I assume you've already done this

#2 assorted chicken and fish leavings. If I may suggest, a nice dead fish in the toilet tank would be charming.
#3 forget about narcing on the speakeasy. Instead threaten to narc unless you get a cut (a big cut) of the action. Failing that, arrange to have the place raided by goons rather than the real cops. Only turn them over to the cops as a last resort. Booze is legal in Canada, how is this a speakeasy anyway?

[Fire Walk With Me]

48. I've been wondering if anyone recognizes George Bush in this thread.

And that such actions literally "create" types like that. George Bush represents these things within us all. Has anyone chosen to change such ugliness in themselves, as a result of having seen it in action in the White House?

Not that any Democrats would ever act in the manners depicted here; that would only strengthen the republicans. :shrug:

[unpossibles]

51. balloons filled with milk in the heating ducts

they'll pop in about a month or two.

You did not hear this from me, and no, I have never actually done this to anyone.

[MilesColtrane]

52. Teabag his toothbrush.

Your just inviting retribution if you call the cops on them.

If you're really bored enough to get into a pissing war with these people I'd suggest taking up a hobby.

[ogneopasno]

54. Organize their "businesses."

Hilar.