Fergie, I'm willing to strike a deal with you here. Listen up:

[amitten]

YOU:

You will immediately, and I mean immediately, remove your song-thing "Big Girls Don't Cry" from the radio, and promise to release no more musical recordings of any kind.

IN RETURN, I:

I will refrain from killing you (in an uncharacteristically violent rage) with a scythe.

[SacredCow]

1. May I make an addendum?

In the form of the immediate removal of her prior body of work from the public airwaves as well?

[amitten]

2. If she does that, I'll get rid of my voodoo doll of her. n/t

[LynneSin]

3. But I like that London Bridges song

I really do

[SacredCow]

4. I'd be willing to let you play it in private ad nauseum....

so long as you know that any semi-private to public playing would be dealt with harshly!

:silly: