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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 11:40 AM Original message |
My cat knocks things off tables and breaks them. Deliberately. What on earth can I do? |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
1. Move all your possessions to the floor. |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 11:45 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Bow to the will of the fuzzmeister. It may come to that. :) |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
3. Cat stew |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
4. Call him Mr. Knock-Shit-Off-All-My-Life, like we do. |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 12:02 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. It's not even a habit! It's like a hobby or something. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 12:12 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. LOL I know, right? |
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demmiblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
5. If it is not expensive furniture... velcro! |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 12:03 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Actually, you have a very good point. I have that Museum Putty stuff |
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 12:25 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. I use the earthquake putty... |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
8. Manage around the kitteh. |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 12:39 PM Response to Reply #8 |
14. Kitteh has two other kittehs to play with. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:36 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. Ah. |
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leftyladyfrommo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
9. Just get a spray bottle. |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
11. Super glue? |
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
12. Every piece of pottery in my house is repaired. |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 12:47 PM Response to Original message |
15. A couple ideas |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
16. Lock your valuables in a case. |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:02 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Exactly. Spray bottles are as naught to him. |
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AirmensMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
18. Museum wax. |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
19. my Lilith does that too |
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onlyadream (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
21. He wants to wake you up so he can be fed... |
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pitohui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
22. i read on a survivalist forum (god help me!) that cats make good mittens |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
23. A squirt bottle full of water and set to "jet stream" |
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Mojambo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
24. Throw his ass outside. n/t |
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CraftyGal (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
25. When I first read this, I thought it was TrogL complaining about our newes feline addition. |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 06:26 PM Response to Reply #25 |
33. KEEP THAT FUCKING CAT AWAY FROM MY BRIEFCASE!!! |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
26. I've heard reports about an ant that managed to dislodge |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
27. squirt gun left handy in every room |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
28. Time will usually... |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 05:55 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. He's two, Maybe he'll knock it off soon. I hope. :) |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 06:26 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. ewwwwwwww - bad pun |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
29. By any chance is your cat a short haired black with big green eyes? |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 05:56 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. No, he's an orange and white devil. |
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harmonicon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
32. I have a friend whose cats do that |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
35. He is doing gravity checks. He has to be sure the gravity in your house is working. |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
36. Mine will scratch my couch. And I swear one of them does it to get my attention. |
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ACTION BASTARD (765 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
37. Strangle the wife and dry-hump the cat? |
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