Woohoo!

[mcctatas]

http://wonkette.com/404449/hot-older-ladies-more-attractive-during-recessions

Hot Older Ladies More Attractive During Recessions

She ruled.According to Experts, the recently minted members of America’s middle class — the ones who got ARMs on their three-bedroom ranches in the exurbs and took out $600 a month car loans on their Ford Explorers and used credit cards to pay for their Starbucks Gargantua-chinos every morning — will now be sad hobos along with the rest of us. They will be the “former middle class.” But one traditionally neglected and sorely undervalued population should do quite well in the tough times ahead: sexy ladies of a certain age.

Recessions breed pessimism. That’s why birthrates tend to drop and suicide rates tend to rise. That’s why hemlines go down. Tamar Lewin of The New York Times reported on studies that show that the women selected to be Playboy Playmates of the Year tend to look more mature during recessions — older, heavier, more reassuring — though I have not verified this personally.

Perhaps this explains why half of the nation is still starbursting its shorts over Sarah Palin while the other half furiously defends her right to dress like slovenly trash while sitting poolside at exclusive resort hotels. Everyone loves Sarah Palin because she is the “reassuring” sex goddess of the New Depression.

[elshiva]

1. You are sexy, mcctatas, all the time, recession or no recession.

:hug: :loveya: :*

[mcctatas]

11. thank you sweetie...

although I think I am more dog in a sweater cute if anything :hug:

[elshiva]

13. You are smoking sexy. I loved those pictures of you.

You are so hot. :hug: :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. So, this'll apply to you in 20 years or so

But, by then, the paradigm will have shifted. :(

[DarkTirade]

3. By then a pair o' dimes won't be worth the metal they're minted from...

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Anybody got four nickel curves

for a paradigm shift? :D

[mcctatas]

12. 20 years?

Oh that's priceless :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Yeah, y'know

When you're 48.



:shrug:

[crim son]

4. Two things:

1) you are not "old"
2) you have garnered the attention of all the eligible men on DU and I am jealous as hell.
3) Oh shut up. :P :hug: (that hug is halfhearted. I hope you understand.) :D

[mcctatas]

22. Oh please...

they just like to mess with the dippy chick! And a half-hearted hug is better than no hug at all :hug:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

23. She is kinda dippy

in a catholicky way....

[mcctatas]

25. Heretic!

just remember Paddy, I am Irish through and through, revenge will be mine! And barring that, maybe I'll write a song about it instead!

[crim son]

24. Laughing.

You, my Friend, need to assert your ego. My hug is wholehearted but just in case: :hug: :hug:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

5. ahem

Dolphins suck..pout pout pout....stupid blowhole

[mcctatas]

7. Stop pouting...

silly Mick!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. rock thrower...take this

[mcctatas]

9. OMFG!

:spray:

you suck Paddy!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

10. Only when provoked

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

14. The top picture is PaddyBlueEyes in front and of course,

the bottom picture is mcctatas. WOO HOO! :loveya:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. kinda like a

paddymcc sandwich!

[mcctatas]

17. but the top picture is armed with weapons...

while the bottom picture is fully loaded with brains!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

18. Yeah Ok

just a different kind of weaponry.

[mcctatas]

19. Locking

no sex threads :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

20. You Suck

...........

[elshiva]

21. You are great at sucking, you know what...

:evilgrin: :P

[jeff30997]

26. "Playboy Playmates of the Year tend to look more mature during recessions"

Well I checked (for scientific purpose only of course)and the last 2 Playmates of the Year look

like teens.:shrug:

[NewJeffCT]

27. so, you'll need to compare them to the next Playmate

and if she looks like a grad student/mid 20s, then you'll have your answer!

[mcctatas]

28. Perhaps you should expand your data collection methods?

and technically, we weren't really in a recession until this year ;)

[jeff30997]

51. Maybe but...

I would trade those two Playmates of the Year for one mcctatas anytime.:loveya:

[Fire Walk With Me]

29. Sarah Palin is neither matronly nor sexually enticing.

Although as a DUer posited, how long will it be before she appears in Playboy?

[mcctatas]

30. She strikes me as more of a Beaver Hunt type...

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. She's already done her "Bikini Girl with Machine Gun" photo.

Where does it go from here?

[mcctatas]

32. Naked Girl with Machine gun?

[Fire Walk With Me]

33. Quite likely.

I don't wish to see that either.

[LaraMN]

34. Hemlines are going down?! What?!

Oh hell no, they're not!

[BarenakedLady]

35. So I still have a chance, eh?

:shrug:

[mcctatas]

36. That was never in doubt...

Regardless of the political climate :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

38. Pffft

I just spent the day in classes full of 17/18 year olds. I feel ancient and irrelevant.

[mcctatas]

39. I hear ya there...

but we have years of "experience" on our sides ;)

[billyskank]

42. Come here.

:spank:

[BarenakedLady]

47. I know, I know.

It's all relative.

Just one of those days, I guess. :(

[KitchenWitch]

37. Let me know when fat and dumpy come back in!

:P

[mcctatas]

40. I will not even dignify that with a response...

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

41. ...

:loveya:

[billyskank]

43. Hot older ladies are more attractive.

No need for a qualifier.

And 'older' is only a relative term anyway. :)

[mcctatas]

49. Did I ever tell you...

you are quite possibly the find of the century? ;)

[billyskank]

50. ....

:*

[Critters2]

44. Finally. My time has come. And all it took was a few milion lay-offs

and a bank failure or two. A small price to pay.

[redqueen]

45. Not even going to bother *thinking* about getting my hopes up. (nt)

[billyskank]

46. You!

You are smoking hot. :smoke: Do I need to :spank: you as well?

:)

[redqueen]

48. You're too kind...

thanks for that. For some reason the only time I ever get any attention is online... maybe I look mean or something.
:shrug: