Match Game Story: "Ivan screamed in terror as his mother _______ him and the mailman."

[Rabrrrrrr]

Have fun!

10 words or more in the blank. If you don't use at least ten words, Skinner will call you a douchebag under his breath.

[Parche]

1. Match Game Rabrrrrrr Style

"Ivan screamed in terror as his mother _Rabrrrrrr'd______ him and the mailman."

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Douchebag.

:grr:

[Parche]

5. Match Game 2 Rabrrrrrr Style

"Ivan screamed in terror as his mother ripped off his male unit with an Alligator Lopper when she caught him, Matcom and the Milkman together in bed having a 3way, she was so mad and jealous that she threw away the picture of_______ him and the mailman."

[motely36]

2. ok...here goes

"Ivan screamed in terror as his mother grabbed an ax off the wall and ran outside where she chopped down a tree, cut it into logs, and built a fire where she boiled water for hot chocolate and roasted marshmallows for him and the mailman."

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. That's a very nice story.

Well done.

:thumbsup:

[motely36]

6. Thanks

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Come on, people!

Write!

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Ivan screamed in terror as his mother took the very last cigarette

out of the pack she had thrown out yesterday (God why are these things so hard to quit?!?), lit it on the gas stove-burning her eyelashes in the process-and asphyxiated him and the mailman.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Sweet mother of God. MrsGrumpy has a dark side.

:scared:

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

9. Ivan

screamed in terror as his mother, already making his sisters recreate the 2 girls one cup video, signaled for the circus clown car to drive up and empty its payload of bondage-leather outfitted little people who immediately began whipping and beating him an the mailman.

[hunter]

11. In honor of Sarah Palin...

Ivan screamed in terror as his mother slaughtered Santa's Reindeer in front of him and the mailman.

[SOteric]

12. "Ivan screamed in terror as his mother

descended the staircase wearing an intriguing pair of testicle shaped earrings and carrying a jewelry-maker's kit, when she smiled in crazed glee at him and the mailman."