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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 11:57 PM
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Well, I tried to sleep, but I had that dream again...
the one about the little monkeys chewing off my nipples and playing "monkey frisbee" with them.

This is 100 times worse than the Fred MacMurray dream.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 12:07 AM
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1. You need either more or less drugs...
frankly, I'm not sure which.

Monkey nipple frisbee. Now I'm going to have nightmares.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 12:08 AM
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2. YOU'RE going to have nightmares?
How do you think I feel?
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 12:10 AM
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3. Relieved.
I know the first thing I'd feel was my nipples. Then, I'd feel relieved.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 12:14 AM
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4. I would normally be relieved...
but when I just woke up, I felt for them, and they were gone...nothing but monkey teeth marks where my nipples used to be.

There were also two little monkeys running around my bedroom, laughing and pointing at me, and going FUCKING WILD.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 12:56 AM
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5. I have one of the early "Monkey Nipple Frisbee" albums.
Back when they were mainly doing free-form jazz.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 03:01 AM
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6. Was that before or after they met the Maharishi? n/t
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