we're getting a will!!!

[LostinVA]

Actually, we are. It's past time to get one written up.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. That is SOOOO 2006.

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

5. Goplay with your Urine-Be-Gone blacklight, Attila

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Lemme tell you. That shit don't work for shit.

or pee.

:rofl:

I hate dogs.

[LeftyMom]

21. Simple Green.

It's like $10 a gallon, and it works at least as well on pee as anything else I've tried. Except bleach, but you can't bleach everything.

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. How romantic.

[LostinVA]

4. Ha! Actually, I think it is in a way!

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. I am on my third will.

No shit. I'm always rewriting.

[LostinVA]

13. Make sure you leave me something nice

We're just doing the "sweetheart clause" will, will an addendum specifying a few things, specifically the pets.

Haruka and I are leaving you Mick, so you can see what a REAL smart hedring dog is like.

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. Funny thing...

I just picked up a crate for Jessie...just in case.

And remember when you wanted a sheltie?:mad:

[LostinVA]

32. Talk to the wife, Missy

[Midlodemocrat]

14. And, $50,000 to Midlodemocrat just, well, just because.

[LostinVA]

23. That'll buy a helluva alot of pens

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. I have you slated for whatever is left of my wine of the month game.

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

6. The important thing is insurance. But not too much, you don't want to give the trophy wife ideas.

Which reminds me, has anybody seen flvegan lately? I'm a little short. :evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. I sent him a package from Omaha Steaks for Christmas. You should be hearing from the lawyer shortly.

:thumbsup:

[LeftyMom]

17. The lawyer can handle his bail without me.

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

20. That's a present I would LOVE

Yum.

[LostinVA]

18. Seriously -- there's this fishing kayak she wants

She may try to smother me with the cat while I sleep (who often sleeps next to my pillow, and will thus fool the Police).

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. Actually, I would really like a bass boat

Wait, make that my own Grady White for CT.

With some life insurance money...hmm...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. Pfft...I'm getting my life insurance license in a couple months

I'm soooo selling her life insurance.

[LeftyMom]

35. Haruka: Life Insurance Salesman.

I'm :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

36. Seriously, the stories I could tell about the life insurance field...

The best was the dude trying to get life insurance with suicidal tendencies and homicidal fantasies. He got declined.

[Roon]

7. I have a living will..

It just basically says do not resuscitate and leaves all belongings to my mother.

[Kutjara]

19. I have one, too, but it says...

..."Do everything you can to bring me back, up to, including and beyond bankrupting your sorry asses, or I will come back and haunt you to the end of your days. I don't care if I'm missing my head and all my internal organs, you still will not switch off the machine. You may not like me alive, but let me assure you, you will definitely not like me dead. To be clear, I will not be one of those moaning, wistful 'oh-woe-is-me' ghosts. I will be a force of nature. You've seen Poltergeist and the Amityville Horror? Those are Disney matinee movies compared to what I will do to you if you let me down. All my love, K"

[Roon]

30. LOL!

Too funny....

[LostinVA]

22. I have/had one p-- Haruka will legally be in charge of that with me and knows my wishes

It's a good thing to have.

[Roon]

31. I used to use my lovers as the benefactors

but I have gone through two lovers in the last five years...so now I just use my Mother.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Fuckin' Ayn Randian objectivist materialist fucks.

:eyes:

Being a progressive is not about having a will, but about having a vision and teamwork and capacity to empathize with the suffering.

But, what the hell. Go ahead and get your will.

Have fun ruling the world, John Galt.

[Shine]

15. !?

:wtf:

feeling cranky.....again?

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Get it? Having a will - Ayn Rand - triumph of the will and so forth?

I think that what I wrote is fucking hilarious and obnoxiously clever of me.

[Shine]

27. The operative word is "obnoxious"

:D

you excel at that.

[Shine]

9. Good for you. It's time and energy well-spent

too many people don't take the time to get it done and it's so worthwhile, in terms of peace of mind, to get those details figured out ahead of time. You don't want to be dealing with NOT having one after a loved one has passed away.

[Xipe Totec]

11. Now you're getting serious

I love the way you love each other.

[LostinVA]

26. We were thinking about the pets and our cars and a few other things

Especially if something happened to us together. We love our pets, and want to make sure they're taken care of. And, we would have a little money to give to someone, like her sister and my niece and nephew. Plus, I don't want an open casket and other icky things.

And, if God forbid but what is probable, one of us dies before the other (probably me because of the age difference), there's enough life insurance, etc. to help the other one.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Who gets Mick?

:hide:

[LostinVA]

24. Troublemaker!!!!!

[sasquatch]

37. Cool, remember........

the "private" tapes go to me.

[mwooldri]

38. Ok, who you're willing your wii to? nt