Janeway is offering you and your partner a space on Voyager

[Inchworm]

Poll question: Janeway is offering you and your partner a space on Voyager

The last time she did this the captain ended up stranded in the delta quadrant for years. If you decide to go you do so knowing that you may never return to earth. You will be trained in a field selected by you and a counselor. You will be expected to do your part to make the mission successful.

- You will only be able to bring 6 cubic feet of material things with you. (guessing thats about the size of a huge suitcase)

- If you have children under 18 they will be allowed to come.

- If you have pets that are spayed/neutered they can come but are restricted to quarters and 10 hours a week in the holodeck (as a group if more than one).

- Significant others can choose not to go, but this would nullify any "filed" relationship.

Would you accept this offer?

:hi:

[Inchworm]

1. Reply!

hehe

:kick:

[DS1]

2. I couldn't stand my cat's scented butt bombs that long

If they have some kind of mini-transporter that takes away shit and beams it into space, then fine. I'll discuss it.

[Inchworm]

7. It is in the diet

Replicater food is designed so no crew member's farts stink. Interestingly enough, this finding was accidently discovered by Madelyne Haskat III from planet Merkinsphere.

:hi:

[racaulk]

3. I'll go only if I can share Lt. Parris' quarters.

Just sayin'...

:woohoo:

[Inchworm]

6. Get on board

and you can make your moves :)

:hi:

[RandomThoughts]

4. I took the offer

But had to leave all material items behind.

P.S. what are the container dimensions that will equal 6 cubic feet. Odd choice.

[Inchworm]

5. 3 by 2 by 1

Hehe, I think I did that right. Was just imagining a big suitcase.

:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Cheese almost destroyed the Voyager.

I for one am cheese-friendly, so any enemy of cheese is most certainly an enemy of mine. No Voyager, no way.

[Inchworm]

15. Wait a second here

I didn't read that fine print.. no cheese?!?

:cry:

[Orsino]

9. I'd bring a Beadazzler and a seventy-year supply of beads.

The Voyager was very talented, but they lacked pizazz.

[Inchworm]

16. coool!

Everyone could have their own look :)

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. To pop around the galaxy in a lightspeed++ vehicle? Fuck yeah. I'd leave my SO behind if I had to.

I'd prefer to take her, but I'd go on the journey, even a five year one, alone if I had to.

She'd totally understand.

But she'd sign up on her own anyway, so even if we couldn't take SOs, we'd still both be going.

[Inchworm]

19. I'd take her if I were you

We might not find our way back :P

:hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. My whole family is so there!

[Inchworm]

20. Woohoo!

Sounds great :)

:hi:

[RFKHumphreyObama]

12. I don't have a significant other

So yes, I'd go

[kentauros]

13. Other:

Only if they end up in the Babylon 5 universe fighting Shadows and Thirdspace dwellers :P

[Bryan]

14. I think I've been watching too much Star Trek...

...because the first thought that came to mind when I read this hypothetical was "So the Starfleet officer corps is so scared of Capt. Wrongway hauling them off to the back of beyond and/or getting them killed that she'll take almost anybody? Figures."

[LeftyMom]

17. Has she been debarked?

Good God, has no casting director ever noticed that her voice sounds like nothing human?

[ElboRuum]

18. Pfft. I'd go tell her to get lost in space with an offer like that... Oh. Wait. n/t