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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 01:42 AM
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I bought my mom one of those "Bush countdown" clocks a few years ago...
What's it going to do when it strikes 0?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 02:01 AM
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1. Invade the clock in the kitchen.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 12:28 PM
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10. Not this one, I hope!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 02:03 AM
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2. Breathe a HUGH sigh of relief.
:evilgrin:

We should probably not worry about this cold front affecting the entire US right now, actually. The collective huge sighs of relief will probably warm the entire world up. :P
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 12:33 PM
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11. Sounds like the makings of a serious chinook
:rofl:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 12:35 PM
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12. ENTIRE U.S.?
:P Maybe I shouldn't remind anyone it will hit the 80's again today. :hide:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 12:38 PM
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14. Last I heard it'll be about 11 degrees tomorrow morning
Brrrrr.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 02:04 AM
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3. Declare martial law.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 12:37 PM
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13. If it does, my mom will probably stomp on it.
:rofl:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 03:25 PM
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16. Why didn't we think of that seven years ago?
:wow:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 02:24 AM
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4. Play "The Stars and Stripes Forever" while shooting of Roman candles
That would be COOL!!!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 12:25 PM
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6. That's along the lines of what I was thinking...
Maybe it could explode in a burst of confetti.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 02:46 AM
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5. I have one on a keychain
The batteries are almost dead. Kind of appropriate, huh?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 12:26 PM
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7. LMAO
Would be interesting if it died the moment his reign of terror expired.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 12:26 PM
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8. Choke on a pretzel, fall of a segway, binge drink, hoover up an 8 ball and watch
his bff shoot his bff in the face.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 12:28 PM
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9. ROFL!!!
DUzy!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 12:39 PM
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15. I've got a bag of pretzels here...
Have to send it over to her. :spray:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 09:07 PM
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17. Self destruct?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 12:12 AM
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20. Hmmm...I wonder if Dumbyass has one...
:evilgrin:
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 09:18 PM
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18. If there is justice, the toaster will arrest it and the...
coffee maker will preside while it is judged by a jury of its peers--her watch, alarm clock and oven kitchen timer. The microwave will then carry out the sentence.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 12:13 AM
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21. LOL
:spray:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 09:19 PM
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19. Choke on a pretzel. n/t
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