Is it my imagination, or didn't there use to be something called "writing your name in the snow"?!

[Deja Q]

Seems a bit trite.

And why only one's name?

Isn't there enough to write a Shakespearean sonnet?

I mean, if I saw a person's name written in the snow, I'm not going to care.

But if I saw a sonnet, I'd stop and read it. Especially if it read

"To pee or not to pee, is that a question?"

:hide:

[no name no slogan]

1. I think you'd need a keg to do that

Let me know if/when you try it.

This is the DU member formerly known as DontEatTheYellowSnow.

[Deja Q]

3. I'm flattered that you'd want to watch and all,

but I can't perform when other people are looking...


:yoiks:

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4. I didn't say I wanted to watch

I said I wanted to know when you tried it.

You sicko. :pals:

This is the DU member formerly known as WeAimToPleaseYouAimTooPlease.

[flvegan]

2. Seems to me that it's up to whoever is holding the pen as to what is written.

I always hand mine to a poet when it comes to snow.

This is the DU member formerly known as flvegan Made A Dick Joke.

[Bucky]

5. here's the joke. George Bush woke up one winter morning & looked out the window...

He got mad, grabbed the phone & immediately called in the Secret Service.

"Goddammit, someone just pissed 'George Bush is a big fat pussy' in the snow in front of the White House! I want you to find out who did this!"

So the Secret Service got their top CSI team out to conduct the investigation. The next morning the lead investigator came back to report to the president.

"Sir, I have some good news and some bad news," he reported. "The good news is, we've acquired some DNA from the yellow snow and captured urine samples from every White House employee. After extensive testing, we've finally determined that the piss came from Dick Cheney."

"That son of a bitch, I'll fire his sorry ass!" Bush screamed. "So what's the bad news?"

"It was written in Laura's handwriting."