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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-09 09:25 PM
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stooopid God!
:grr:

I was talking to my mom this morning about her grandchild and such when she says
"I have to go. I am going to church"
(she is getting older so she is, you know, checking in covering the bases and it is Presbyterian anyway which relatively is like going to the driving range)

So I say to her, "Okay, tell God we said 'HI!'"

I explain to the look on my wife's face from across the room that if God did indeed invent heaven and earth then she had to have invented sarcasm too

Later, this afternoon my mom called be back

She tells me, "God said........... 'WHO?'" :shrug:


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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-09 09:31 PM
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1. Haha!
pwned by God!

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