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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:47 PM
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Oh, I have something divorce-worthy!
Mr LaraMN waited until Valentines Day to buy me a present, and then later spilled his stupid mug of burning-hot green tea on my friggin' ARM while I was lying in bed all comfortable-y.

Then later, he gave me "the look" for turning the heat up ONE degree, and I told him to fuck off; at least I didn't BURN him.

Yet later, he coughed on me, and he has bronchitis, and how much you wanna bet that normal bronchitis isn't contagious but he has some special kind that IS, and now I'm going to get it too?



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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:48 PM
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1. Kick his ass to the curb, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:51 PM
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2. CAN I WAIT FOR HIM TO COOK DINNER FIRST???!!
:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:52 PM
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3. Okay. But as soon as the dishes are cleared. Out he fucking goes.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:53 PM
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6. Ok, but what will happen when we have to eat again?
:P
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:56 PM
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8. You're so pretty you'll have a new one by then
:loveya:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:59 PM
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9. Heh!
I am high maintenance due to the crazy, though!
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:52 PM
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4. Does he ruin your knives???
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:53 PM
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5. He ruins the kitchen shears, does that count?
He uses them to cut paper!
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:55 PM
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7. Forget divorce...
KILL HIM
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