Unofficial Rush Limbaugh Apology Thread

[chknltl]

Ron Reagan, (no, not THAT one but his son), is running an 'Apology To rush limbaugh Special' on his radio show today. It seems like everyone is apologizing to Rush Limbaugh these days so I figured maybe folks here would like to...you know, get out an apology to dear ol' misunderstood Mr. Limbaugh too.

I'll start:

Dear Rush Limbaugh,
I am sorry for calling you behind your back, a 'fat assed, loud mouthed, bullshit spewing piece of corporate craptitude who could care less about the citizens of our great nation'. It was not nice of me to be pointing out your weight problem like that! Please accept my sincerest apologies.

There, I feel soooo much better now.


(also posted in GD, I'm now thinkin' I might funner responses here in the lounge.)

[XemaSab]

1. Dear Rush,

I am sorry that I said you enjoy fucking Dominicans.

I did not consider the possibility that you enjoy BEING FUCKED BY Dominicans.

Please forgive my insensitivity.

[bluesbassman]

2. Dear Rush,

I apologize for saying you had bovine perspiration on your upper lip area. I meant to say how in the right lighting your shadow actually resembles South America.

[chknltl]

3. Kick for the late night folks

[Zavulon]

4. Dear Rush,

I'm sorry for laughing at the idea of a pompous windbag in the "prestigious Attila the Hun chair" looking down on the rest of us with your "talent on loan from GAWD" getting addicted to drugs. One would think a "highly trained broadcast professional with half his brain tied behind his back just to be fair" could have avoided such a fate, but...

Oh, wait. I'm not sorry about any of that at all. Let me try again.

Dear Rush,

Sorry for the insincere and errant apology above. Didn't mean to waste your time. Please go back to running the GOP and making us look good by default.

Sincerely,

Zavulon

[MajorChode]

5. I'm sorry Rush did so much dope he made himself go stone deaf

Well, actually I'm not.

[orleans]

6. i'm sorry he has a radio show n/t

[SeattleGirl]

7. Dear Rush,

I'm sorry for thinking you are a misogynistic, racist, drug-addled pompous bastard who couldn't care less about the majority of people in this country, who is so full of himself it's a wonder your pants don't split down the the middle.

Insincerely,

SeattleGirl