Let's come up with titles for Dick Cheney's book

[Initech]

I've got several:

Two Kills And A Mock-Ingbird

The 7 Highly Effective Habits of Shooting A Guy In The Face

Evil Dead

Harry Potter And The Evil Asshole Of America

The Purpose-Driven Bag Of Shit

Global Domination For Dummies

[MrSlayer]

1. Winning the Game.

Subtitled: How to become the most powerful person in the world, kill whomever you want, steal everything not nailed down and walk away laughing.

Dick Cheney won the game.

[Robeson]

3. That pretty much says it all.

[kentauros]

2. "Go Fuck Yourself!"

that is all.

[MajorChode]

4. How I destroyed Western Civilization: Confessions of an Untreated Alcoholic

[amitten]

5. Damien: The Golden Years. n/t

[bluesbassman]

6. Gardening in Paraguay

Puppeteering for Fun and Profit

[peekaloo]

7. You've Got Mail!

Now Shut the Fuck Up.

:think:

[Strong Atheist]

8. The Dick by

The Dick.

[HopeHoops]

9. Star Wars - Sith in Virginia

[driver8]

10. "I'm Satan and You're Not", "How I Fucked America",

"Catch Me If You Can", "Fascism for Dummies."

[RedCloud]

11. Dick Cheney b 4 he dix u!

Take the initiative!

[Arugula Latte]

12. "Major League Asshole"

[DS1]

13. Skeet Shooting: An erotic story

[Bossy Monkey]

14. Duck!

or maybe Emperor Palpatine, Go Fuck Yourself.

[BurtWorm]

15. Rhymes with Meany

[MrScorpio]

16. Evil Is As Evil Does

How To Shoot A Man In The Face And Have Him Apologize To YOU!

A Soul To Sell

Puppet Master: The Presidency Of Dick Cheney

Dick Of Evil

[LynneSin]

17. DICK! Not just a name but my personality too

:D