4 hours post ungood shrimp, I'm fine. Have I mentioned that y'all are pretty nice people?

[Bossy Monkey]

Don't worry, I won't let it get around. :toast: :thumbsup: :hug:

For the record, if shrimp smells like (chlorine) bleach, it hasn't gone bad, but it isn't... particularly... good. Damn you Aldi!

[petronius]

1. Four hours is fine - it's that fifth hour that's a doozy

If I remember correctly, the initial symptom is a feeling of goodwill and general beneficence - and if that progresses to the point of maudlin communication, you really need to watch out...

:P

[flvegan]

2. Ha! You're delusional!

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Maybe I've got the amnesiac version and just can't remember spending those hours in the bathroom.

Or math. I swear I used to be able to do math...
:D

[NYC_SKP]

3. Grab a bucket and a ten-day diaper suit.

Just in case, hope you don't need it.

The only day I did that I needed a two-day diaper suit.

Don't buy shrimp at the San Jose swap meet. Just don't

[BikeWriter]

5. I NEVER buy shrimp anywhere but on Galveston Bay.

[jobycom]

7. Just drop a match in the water and you can catch it pre-BBQed.

[BikeWriter]

13. I can recall when the water was very clear, but it is not as bad as some areas

[jobycom]

6. You do know this is a bus terminal and you are babbling on a bench, right?

We're about to call the cops. Yeah, I stink like a college kid's Pacer on a three day road trip, but you reek like Davie Jones's outhouse.

[jeff30997]

8. Babbling on a bench ?

You mean that Bossy Monkey's real name is in fact Forest Gump?

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.

:evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

10. Boss Monkey is aka Forrest Gump?

And that should matter why?

[jeff30997]

11. Just words associations.

Babbling on a bench,shrimp etc so I got the picture of Forest popping in my head.

Nothing else really.Yeah I know.I should go to bed now.So tired.:)

[Lil Missy]

12. Hmmmm. Kay.

[jobycom]

15. ANd they still look like cockroaches on the inside.

I don't know, I got to no liking shrimp much even before I became vegetarian. Except fried, but you can make anything taste decent with enough breading and hot grease. :)

[old mark]

16. Breaded - grease......

lunch time!!!


mark

[Lil Missy]

9. "it isn't... particularly... good?"

Your words. Was that worth it? Not to mention you might still be shittin' like a goose in a couple hours.

I may eat shit, but at least it's fresh shit. I'd have requested a refund.

[Bossy Monkey]

14. It's tomorrow morning and I'm still fine. I'd been buying Aldi's shrimp for years

and only recently started running into problems. I'm either going up market or giving up shrimp. So long, shrimparoni and cheese!