The 5 stages of "old man".

[LeftyFingerPop]

1) Distinguished

2) Duffer

3) Codger

4) Geezer

5) Coot

I am entering Dufferhood.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. 6. Taking a look at your life.

7. Realizing you're a lot like I was.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Don't get all serious on me now Tommy.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. All I can say now is that I gave myself an earworm.

Although as earworms go, classic Neil Young isn't that bad.

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4. Does that mean that "old coot" is an oxymoran?

:shrug:

[nomorenomore08]

5. Or a redundancy, rather?

nt

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6. You can say that again.

[nomorenomore08]

8. Can? I damn well will!

:grr:

J/K

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11. You were right, I was

wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:P

[trof]

7. I am firmly ensconced at 'Geezer'.

Trying to avoid coot as long as possible.
;-)

[nomorenomore08]

9. If you use the phrase "Get off my lawn" more than once a month, you might be a coot.

:hide:

[Gormy Cuss]

10. 6)Ear hair needs to be trimmed.