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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:13 PM
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If Republicans make Joe the idiot Plumber horny - what makes you?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/20/joe-the-plumber-tells-con_n_177296.html

Joe The Plumber Tells Conservatives: "I'm Horny"

Joe the Plumber -- real name Samuel Wurzelbacher -- told a crowd of conservatives Thursday night that their love was getting him all hot and bothered.

"God, all this love and everything in the room -- I'm horny," declared Joe.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:15 PM
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1. "I'm too serious" "I'm kind of a serious fellow"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:17 PM
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2. Hot liberal men, of course!
:D
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:18 PM
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3. Tollbooths
:loveya:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:23 PM
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4. Things that would get this thread locked
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:38 PM
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6. your wife know about this
:hide:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:39 PM
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8. It's cool
She's a deviant, too.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:26 PM
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5. Not Joe the plumber
that is for sure !

I go for progressive men --even socialists and commies!
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:39 PM
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7. He should hook up with Michele Bachmann
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:42 PM
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9. She's hot for this dude?
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:55 PM
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10. I assume there's a photo there.
I'll just have to wait till I get home to see it.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 05:58 PM
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16. Indeed.
;)
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 01:56 PM
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11. Oh come on. I know you know this one..
First name begins with a G last name L.....
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 06:44 PM
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18. George Lucas?
:shrug:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 02:02 PM
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12. Pregnant pics of DU'ers
:evilgrin:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 02:07 PM
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13. Well certainly not visualizing Joe the Plumber's ass crack as he bends over
fixing a toilet.

However, Joe the Plumber shoving Cheney's head down a toilet get me all excited.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 02:10 PM
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14. Wow, now that's certainly out there in fantasy land
Now Joe the non-plumber kissing Dick's ass, that might be a bit more realistic.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 04:35 PM
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15. How is it that a huge douche bag like Joe hasn't been hired by FOX yet?
Face it - FOX seeks out the most douche baggy of douche bags to put on the show - Joe's a prime candidate!
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 06:29 PM
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17. Whenever I see
The moon on the shore
Or read Copper Vision by Marianne Moore
Or see a piano leg touching the floor
or kiss a frog with a Lincoln Log
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 06:46 PM
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19. Fuckin' Narhwals make me horny, baby!!!!11!!1!
Edited on Fri Mar-20-09 06:55 PM by Gonzo Gardener
That... and Vikings.




:7
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denem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:30 PM
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20. Spammer!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:45 PM
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21. Some hot babe slobbin on my knob
yeah, I think that would probably make me horny.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:46 PM
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22. That comment reminded me of the movie Coal Miner's Daughter
when Sissy Spacek commented on the radio about how she and doo were getting all horny because she didn't know what it meant.

I don't think Joe knows, either.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:55 PM
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23. Joe the Plumber makes me horny
Horny for intelligence discourse that is.
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