Vince has a new product to sell you. The Cock Shot

[DS1]

NSFW language (obviously)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYijyWMAjo

[trof]

1. Oh, lordy!

:rofl:
Thanks.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Win

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

3. finally!

Kicking the cock is soooo boring!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

4. Tears...down my face...can't breathe...

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

5. Excellent!!

[TK421]

fucking....brilliant!

but damn, my balls hurt just looking at that chopper demo....

[trof]

6. I actually have one of those meat 'tenderizers'.

It was a gift.
It's crap.

[BeachBaby]

7. Were you using it for its intended purpose?

Honestly. I can't see how it would fail. :P

[trof]

9. It sticks in the "down" position.

You have to use a finger to get it to extend again.
Worthless.

[DS1]

14. That's what I figured they'd do

too much food to get stuck on the blade, and then in the plastic. Those demo ones must be oiled with Slick-50

[supernova]

8. The little tiny gherkin in the egg salad

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Okay, I'll ask. How the Hell do you find this stuff?

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

11. With free Jesus cards, who could say no?

[3.14158675309]

12. He's so right! I LOVE tapping guys in the nuts but not tutching their balls with my hands!

I don't like guy-berries anywhere near my fingers (which is why I wear gloves in the public restroom)

My new phrase: One shot: cock salad!!1

[old mark]

13. I am afraid to watch this now........nt

[3.14158675309]

15. Just don't watch it while drinking something, unless

you want said beverage spraying out of your nose.

[UTUSN]

16. How do I turn on JavaScript? All I can get is an error message saying

that either I have it turned off or that I need to download the latest version of Adobe flash or something. From a previous uploading experience where I was told to download the latest version of Adobe 9, which I did, I'm pretty sure I've got the danged latest version of Adobe 9 flash whatever.

[Lucian]

17. And it comes with nine Jesus cards!

But only if I call on March 21, 2018. :(

How could I lose???

:rofl:

[Debi]

18. I'm ordering it JUST for the Jesus cards!

:woohoo: