OMG!!?! Wikipedia says that the world is going nuts

[MrScorpio]

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In the news

Ireland's Taoiseach Brian Cowen, who has been pictured in a compromising position.

* North and South Korea prepare for a hostile stand-off in Seoul, in their quest for world domination.

* Ireland's Taoiseach, Brian Cowen (pictured) is seen publicly naked in Dublin.

* NASA reports a shower of diamonds from the sky.

* German scientists unearth a row of suckers belonging to an ancient order.

* A revolutionary new online tanning service receives one million hits within two months of being established.

* Henry Allingham of the United Kingdom credits cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women for his seemingly impossible longevity.

* A newspaper discovers that pay-per-view porn is amongst a number of unusual things being purchased by British MPs on their claimed expenses.

* A manufacturer is requested to increase production by over 300,000 in one week following the launch of two Turkish missiles at a former oil giant.