so we walk into the computer place and all of a sudden she blurts out "BALLS" really loud, I am thinking it is a little late to develop Tourettes so maybe she has had a stroke. Then she starts laughing and pointing at a bottle on the counter (a BLUE bottle) of some drink called "BAWLS" and says, "sweetie, buy mommikins some bawls" and then "don't drop my bawls" and "are you trying to break my bawls?" and finally "Oh, my God, I have blue bawls"! The tech guys thought we were out of our minds.
After that we went to a little Greek cafe for lunch and she says to our waiter "Can you glaze my grapes?" (thankfully, glazed grapes was on the menu!). So if anyone wonders why I am so twisted, now you know I come by it honestly :P