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Dear No-Smoking Diary, Day One entry...
No problems without the smokes so far-- life is good (problems with the people though-- I wonder if there's a correlation?)
I hate you... and you... and your kids. You all suck. You're all pretty stupid looking this morning. Morons on the radio in the office. Morons in the office. Morons on the phone. Morons infesting my email. Wow--she looks hot today-- but she's a moron too.
What the hell are breaks for? What the hell am I supposed to do-- talk to people? Make small talk? Sure, I can do that, but I need a smoke first so I don't punch you in the face for being such a moron.
Ohhh... here come the smug moron smokers just off break-- smelling like so much heaven, they're all so calm and so at peace with the world around them. Morons-- all of 'em
Oh right-- you in the corner over there, tell me "good luck" one more time and I'll run over you after work in the parking lot in my scooter as many times as it takes until you die. I dare you! Moron.
Oh great-- now everyone's walking on eggshells around me. Stop looking at me through the window! I'll beat you with my lunch if you look at me one more time. Wonder if HR will let me put a guillotine in the office and use it on these people. Probably not-- HR is staffed by Morons.
Not tough quitting at all-- but all the people around me seem to be having a problem with it. Wonder why? :shrug: Oh yeah-- that's right, because they're MORONS!
See ya tomorrow, diary!
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