Post April Fools threads you would most likely find at Free Republic

[charlie and algernon]

"Well, I've decided to turn in my guns"

[BurtWorm]

1. The South shall not rise again.

[SacredCow]

2. "I got accepted to a college!" n/t

[siligut]

3. I donated money to the Feed the Children program.

Let’s start a campaign here, we can wipeout world hunger and help those less fortunate than ourselves.

[mwooldri]

4. "Announcing our new moderator: Dennis Kucinich." nt

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. I think the punishment for that immigrant's crime was excessive.

[madinmaryland]

6. "Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter do not represent the Republican Party"

[cherish44]

NASCAR season is cancelled because of auto companies going belly up

Damn unions!

[charlie and algernon]

8. LOL

that would unleash a firestorm of epic proportions

[cherish44]

16. Holy Crap! Someone did start a NASCAR rumor and yes, they did go apeshit!

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92422

Ooooooooooooooooh there be some pissed off rednecks in Freeperland tonight! I feel better in that there are people out there who are just as evil as me. Thing is I wouldn't have apologized, I'd be LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[flvegan]

7. "My sister told me we couldn't have sex together anymore."

[NewJeffCT]

9. We don't surround them

glen beck

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. Purebred dogs do have a soul. nt

[sakabatou]

11. "I love Obama!"

[Deep13]

12. I don't think God cares who we sleep with. nt

[Deep13]

13. My tail evolved away last night!

[johnnie]

14. I let my wife speak her mind today!

Or

That's it! I'm moving out of my parent's house on my 40th birthday next week.

[BurtWorm]

15. I larned how to spell impoertent!1!!

[MrPerson]

17. Free Cheetos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AwakeAtLast]

18. My confession: I don't find Ann Coulter attractive!!!

:rofl:

[EastTennesseeDem]

19. I didn't much care for Ayn Rand's philosophy

[CreekDog]

20. "I learned how to use spellcheck!!!"

:rofl:

[Jimbo S]

21. President Obama ia an inspiring leader who loves his country!

[Jimbo S]

22. "Proud of my gay son!"

[foxfeet]

23. I love getting up in drag; I look just like Hilary!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

24. "On behalf of all Morans everywhere, I'd like to apologize for asking them to get a brain."

I am willing to give them amnety.