THIS IS JEOPARDY!!!!!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

:woohoo:

:woohoo:

[BeachBaby]

1. *yawn*

Old news. :hide: :rofl:

[TZ]

4. STFU half and hour ago..

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Sweet Zombie Jesus. He's in the red!!!!!!

[azmouse]

5. It's better now....

[Liberal Veteran]

3. And these are the lyrics to Jeopardy.

Where were you when I needed you?
Well, you could not be found
What can I do?Oh, I believed in you
You're running me around

Well you can take it as a warning
Or take it any way you like
It's the lightening, not the thunder
You never know when it's going to strike

Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Oooooooo
Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Oooooooo

Don't be cute, don't be funny now
It's later than you think
Oh what's the use? Oh save your money now
It's hanging on the brink

Don't let go while I'm hanging on
Cuz I've been hanging on so long
It's so hard to be all alone
I know you're not that strong, yea, yea

Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Ooooooo
Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Ooooooo

Don't let go
While I'm hanging on
Cuz I've been hanging on so long
It's so hard to be all alone
I know you're not that strong, yea, yea

Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Ooooooo
Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Ooooooo

[krispos42]

18. I Lost on Jeopardy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_JIg9NB47M

I was there to match my intellect on national TV
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a PhD
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night
Art Fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Well, I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of winning sank
Oh, 'cause I got the Daily Double now
And then my mind went blank
I took Potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well, I'm givin' up Don Pardo
Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)

That's right, Al--You lost. And let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a yeard's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. But that's not all. You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. You don't get to come back tomorrow. You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. You're a complete loser!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of
I guess I just wasn't too bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is Right, -ight, -ight

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby

(Weird Al - my deep, dark, secret vice...)

[Parche]

6. you have a thing for alex trebek?

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. MrCoffee is on.

:woohoo:

Only guy, you should be able to pick him out.

:woohoo:

[flvegan]

7. Is that LIPSTICK??!!!

Nice makeup, Groucho.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Don't you mean, Gummo?

[flvegan]

12. He needs a 12 (Spanish) step program.

[TZ]

10. Babyface...

That was the first thing that struck me as soon as a saw him..He looks like a little kid...:rofl:

[bigwillq]

11. I think someone seriously needs

to get a life! :P ;) :)

:rofl:

Enjoy!

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Are you kidding me? I've been waiting for this for months.

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

23. Well I hope you are having a good time!

:) :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

25. I am having a ball.

I lurves that guy. I'm so glad he shared this with me. He rocks.

[Symarip]

14. "If you have ever visited Rome then you'd know"

Hey Alex, keep your day job as a fucking game show host and stay out of the travel agency field... And go fuck yourself while you're at it.

[no name no slogan]

26. That's not what your mother said last night, Trebek

[beac]

39. I Have A Chardonnay!

;)

[no name no slogan]

41. Jap Anus Relations for $500, Trebek.

Moo.

[beac]

45. Automatic Points!

:)

[no name no slogan]

53. Words That End In "amburger"

:D

[TZ]

15. How could he NOT get one question in the politician category?

:silly:

[Lil Missy]

37. I knew the first three! Possibly the other lady was faster on the button.

[DeepBlueC]

44. the button is critical

[azmouse]

16. He's a freeper! He knew about 24!!

Oh noes!

[TZ]

21. And SUV's too!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

17. GMC Enclave??!!

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

19. I think they should have given that to him, Buick is a GM product.

Albeit a shitty one.

[flvegan]

27. GMC is a sep. GM brand though.

[Midlodemocrat]

50. Oh, I didn't know that.

[Symarip]

20. I can't believe Jennifer Aniston won an emmy for anything

They just hand those things away.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Seriously. Have you won one?

Didn't think so, freeper.

:rofl:

[Symarip]

24. They sent me one in the mail

For sending in two UPC's from Life cereal.

[Shell Beau]

30. How do you manage to throw that in a Jeopardy thread?

:rofl:

Are you going to watch the AI results show tonight? :rofl:

I kid!! :P

[Symarip]

31. It was a jeopardy answer

For serious

[flvegan]

28. FINAL JEOPARDY, Coffee.

Bring it home.

[Symarip]

32. And if you win

Can you write your name nicer?

[azmouse]

29. Damn... I was hoping Final Jeopardy would be "Obama"

[flvegan]

33. MRCOFFEE FOR THE WIN!!!!!

Congrats, Dude.

Jeopardy Champion. Yikes. He's going to be insufferable.

[Midlodemocrat]

35. He's already insufferable. You know that.

[flvegan]

36. Yeah, but BabyFace Dannyboy is going to be all

"well, are YOU a Jeopardy Champion? I didn't think so."

Sigh.

[TZ]

38. Babyface Dannyboy!

That sooo is gonna be my new nick for Java Boy...:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

40. Yeah, it could get ugly. We may need to regroup.

Meet you in the 'secret' room.

[flvegan]

42. I'm on your 6, boss.

[EastTennesseeDem]

34. FUCK YEAH!!!!!1

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Eyerish]

43. Dammit I missed...

I was at work x( Do you think it'll be replayed anywhere??

[Left Is Write]

46. Midlo, you will be happy to know I watched.

I put Keith on the DVR and watched Jeopardy.

[Midlodemocrat]

47. How awesome was Judy? I love her.

[Pool Hall Ace]

48. This thread makes me very sad.

I love Jeopardy! but there is no TV where I am right now.

That is the suxx0rs. :cry:

[cbayer]

49. Just saw this on the west coast. Kudos to MrCoffee.

Will be watching and rooting for your tomorrow.

:toast:

[Blue_Tires]

51. i missed it

was MrCoffee really on the show or is this some kind of April 1 gag?

[TZ]

52. No he will be on there again tonight actually...

:)