My cat WILL NOT leave me alone...

[amyrose2712]

He is climbing up my back as we speak. In the bathroom, climbing on my while I'm trying to pee. Sitting on my shoulders,slithering down to my lap, trying to suckle my ear and boy his breath really stinks.

[pnutbutr]

1. you bathe in

butter or something?

[amyrose2712]

2. Bathe?! I can't do that is peace either

My cat is waiting for my when I open up my shower curtain. He tries to lick the water off my legs.

[pnutbutr]

3. mine licks my......

toes.

You thought I was gonna go dirty with that didn't you?

[amyrose2712]

4. I was hoping. You know he does love Pnutbutr.

[pnutbutr]

5. ooooo

naughty

[tabbycat31]

6. sounds like my cat

[TZ]

7. rofl

One of my cats has taken to following me in the bathroom and sitting there purring loudly while I do my business..Why? Dunno. Guess she feels like I'm a captive audience.:)

[DeepBlueC]

8. you need to get his teeth checked out

It sounds as if he may have tooth decay and/or gum disease. My cat's stinky breath cleared right up after cleaning and removal of one decayed tooth and one broken one. He may be doing it to get your attention. That may be stretching it but I really think that my cat did more coughing into my face just to get me to do something; it worked.

[rurallib]

9. My little female cat is like that to me a couple times a year.

Right now for instance.

[wartrace]

10. Mine thoroughly enjoy standing in front of the computer screen.

The more I want to see it, the more they try to block my view. They follow me into the bathroom if they can make it past the six dogs who like to hang out with me too. I swear they think the toilet is a "petting chair".

[DeepBlueC]

12. is truth, both

sometimes my cats will come for a pet then climb into the box for a companionable pee.

[dysfunctional press]

11. my kitten sits on the toilet rim and bats at my pee stream...

and earlier today, when i flushed the toilet, she jumped in the bowl to chase the poops.

[Skittles]

13. you want I should kick some turd-chasing feline kitten ass, dp?

sounds like desperate measures are in order here

[Sequoia]

14. Maybe he's trying to warn you of danger.....

Earthquake, ghosts, big Nor'Easter.....?