Wrecked Ferrari Day. Two Loaned Ferraris Wrecked By High School Baseball Players

[flvegan]

Seeing MajorChode's thread, I thought I'd add to the Lounge's collection of recent painful Ferrari stories.

A high school baseball coach in Oklahoma City loaned both his Ferraris to a quartet of his players — who managed to wreck the hell out of them in a mall parking lot.

The players, all juniors, had been given the cars completely unsupervised by the coach, who apparently has a terminally dangerous case of bad decision making. The former neurosurgeon gave the kids his 1991 Ferrari Testarossa and 1995 Ferrari 348, which inevitably ended in the 348 T-boning the Testarossa.

When the coach showed up at the scene of the carnage, his response was to light up a cigarette, and coolly state: "It's gonna take a lot of homeruns to cover this one up." Head over to Wrecked Exotics for more painful photos of the scene.

http://jalopnik.com/5194210/two-loaned-ferraris-wrecked-by-high-school-baseball-players

[TZ]

1. former neurosurgeon...

Considering his lack of ummm judgement perhaps the world is better off with this guy as a coach..:scared:

[DeepBlueC]

2. ooooff

I know what I'd be using a baseball bat for.

[MrScorpio]

3. Of course, you know that you and I would NEVER do such a thing

On our double Ferrari dealio

[flvegan]

6. ...and we'd sure as hell not be at a mall.

[Nickster]

4. Seriously, how can anyone have sympathy for the coach? I would have put money on something like this

happening without any supervision. What an idiot, plus, I bet he gets slapped with a bunch of nice lawsuits for his wrecklessness.

[Lance_Boyle]

10. he is anything but wreckless

look - two wrecks right there in the picture. Now, his recklessness might get him in some hot water...

[Nickster]

13. yeah yeah

[arcadian]

5. Words fail...

1.) High school coach with two Ferraris? :wtf:
2.) "What the fuck was he thinking?" just really doesn't cut it.

[BeachBaby]

7. A high school baseball coach with not just one, but TWO Ferraris?

I think I just decided on my new career path.

My Koenigsegg dream will become a reality!

[TZ]

8. He was a former neurosurgeon.

Sorry to dash your dreams...:P

[BeachBaby]

9. I was gonna make Ryan Howard my sugardaddy, but I have changed my mind.

I'll let Jayson have the honors. He's more fun, anyway. :P

[mainegreen]

11. I have no doubt he has the insurance to replace them.

Probably looking forward to shopping for a new pair.

[DeepBlueC]

12. I was just wondering if he needed the cash

:shrug: who's THAT stupid?

[arcadian]

14. Ooooo... the story has a twist.

Per haps that was his intended outcome.

[petronius]

17. I hope his insurance company finds a way to wiggle out of paying

(And I've certainly never said that before!)

[mix]

15. what a beautiful tale of middle class excess n/t

[Initech]

16. What happens when upper class excess and middle class stupidity combine? This.

[KamaAina]

18. "who apparently has a terminally dangerous case of bad decision making"

He probably tries to have his catcher steal third, too. :eyes:

[PfcHammer]

19. Serio? So many questions.

NS turned HS baseball coach that smokes? WTF.
Those cars is baller, but those kids need their asses kicked in.