I want to create a NARWHAL thread that never dies.

[Symarip]

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK???!!!

[TZ]

1. FUCK YEAH!

AIN'T NO HOOVES ON THAT BITCH!111!!
As long as Arcadian, Dr. Strange and Pi Guy are around, you have a shot at this I think...:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

2. I see your narwhal and I raise you a unicorn!

[ogneopasno]

3. SYMARIP I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BUT YOU DO IT GOD DAMN.

AIN'T NO HOOVES ON THIS BITCH, AND I'M HERE TO HELP THE FUCKING CAUSE.

[Symarip]

4. NARWHALS AINT SCARED OF NO GREENLANDERS

http://sermitsiaq.gl/indland/article80377.ece?lang=EN

[ogneopasno]

6. OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.

STAB YOU GOD DAMN.

[mcctatas]

5. freak

[TZ]

7. Speaking of freaks...

I think you missed the latest twisted collaboration between Symarip and Dr. Strange...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8639246

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. If you strung all your Narwhal posts together, you'd beat graywarrior's post by a nautical mile.

Behold the power of the Narwhal.

[Symarip]

9. I DON'T SEE NO REC'S ON NO DUCT TAPED DUCKS

FUCK YEAH!!!1

[arcadian]

29. Huh. FISA court is moving.

I wouldn't have known that if it weren't for NARWHALS!1!1

[arcadian]

10. OH FUCK YEAH!1!! HORNS STABBIN' AT AN INFINITE SKY!1!!

GOD DAMN!!1! AGGHHHHHH!1!!!

[Symarip]

11. OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

http://www.zazzle.com/i_dont_believe_in_narwhals_button-145163182858168863

[ogneopasno]

15. FUCK YOU NARWHALMEN YOU A JIVE ASS BITCH

THEY AINT GIVE A SHIT THO

[arcadian]

24. FIXED

http://www.zazzle.com/i_dont_believe_in_narwhals_button-145163182858168863

NARWHALS TAKIN" IT TO THE STREETS!1!! FUCK YEAH!1!1!

[Symarip]

52. CHUGGO LAYING DOWN THE LAW

FUCK YEAH!!!1

[Eyerish]

12. LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCK...

LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN WIZARD AND SHIT!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!!! :rofl:

[Symarip]

13. AIN'T NO HOOFS ON THAT BITCH

SWIMMING AROUND STABBIN BITCH ASS YORKIES.

[TZ]

14. OMG!

A FUCKING HUMAN NARWHAL DOUCHE!! FUCK YEAH! AIN'T NO HOOVES ON THAT BASTARD...:rofl:

[Symarip]

16. HE AIN'T FUCKIN NO SHOES EITHER!!!1

FUCK YEAH!!!1

[DS1]

17. HE'LL STAB YOUR LITTLE DOG TOTO TOO!

/end contribution to yet another narwhal thread

[dropkickpa]

33. FUCK YEAH!!!

FUCKIN GOBLINS AND COWBYS AND SHIT STEALIN CANDY YO!!!!

[sarge43]

72. Love the expression on that dog.

"Kill me, kill me right freakin' now!"

[lost-in-nj]

18. COME ON FUCKING NARWHAL!!!!

NARWHALS DONT DIE THEY FUCKING LIVE FOREVER

AND WILL FUCK YOU UP WITH THEIR FUCKING SHARP POKERS


lost

[Eyerish]

19. LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER....

HE GOT STEVE IRWINED RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN CHEST YYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Yeah I should SO be doing work right now.... :rofl:

[EastTennesseeDem]

20. HERES A MARLIN

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER HED FUCK UP A NARWHAL IN TWO SECONDS IN HIS SLEEP BECAUSE HES A FUCKING MARLIN GOD DAMN

[Symarip]

21. WHAT?!?!

BITCH ASS MARLINS CAN'T EVEN OUT SMART YUPPY BITCHES IN FLORIDA!!1

[EastTennesseeDem]

22. MARLINS DID THIS TO FUCKING NARWHALS

FUCKING NARWHAL SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THE MARLINS MAMA AND THE MARLIN FUCKED HIM UP AND PARADED HIM THROUGH THE OCEAN TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE OTHER NARWHALS

DONT SAY NOTHING ABOUT A MARLINS MAMA



EDITED FOR MAKE GRAMMAR WORSE

[Tommy_Carcetti]

23. NARWHALS ARE FAPPING FANTASTIC!!!111!!!!!

THEY FAP EVERYDAY TO DU!!!1!!111!!!

[Eyerish]

25. kick...

:hide:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

26. STABBIN' SHIT!!!11

FUK YEAH!!!!!!111111111111111

[Iggo]

27. .

RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR

[elshiva]

28. NARWHAL SEX

[jobycom]

30. It's amazing how no one can quite duplicate the original tone, isn't it?

All the fucking with caps locks, and we all still sound like posers. :rofl:

[Symarip]

32. OH?

[jobycom]

34. I was going to sarcastically say "Nice try," but instead I think I'll say

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!???? Shit, man, some people would still like to sleep without nightmares, you know?

[Symarip]

35. My work here is done

FUCK YEAH!!!1

[Steven_S]

31. BITCH ASS ASIAN GONNA GET STEVE IRWINED

FUCK YEAH!!!11!

[Bucky]

36. I want this thread to die

So kicking it like this was probably a mistake

[Symarip]

37. Probably...

But who knows? It might have an opposite effect we're all not expecting.

[ogneopasno]

38. FUCK YOU TOO MANATEE YOU FUCKING SUCK CANT EVEN DODGE FUCKIN BOATS GODDAMN

[elshiva]

39. ....

[3.14158675309]

40. DID YOU SEE THAT?

THIS KICK ASS THREAD DROPPED TO MOTHERFUCKING PAGE TWO JIVE BITCHES NEVER AGAIN FUCK YEAH!!1

[EastTennesseeDem]

41. THATS BECAUSE PEOPLE STOPPED GIVING A SHIT ABOUT NARWHALS

ITS ALL ABOUT MARLINS NOW SPEAR-LIKE SNOUTS AND SHIT YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH



FUCKIN FLY YOU GODDAMN MARLIN GOD DAMN

[3.14158675309]

43. BITCH ASS MARLINS CANT EVEN FUCKING BREATHE AIR

GOD DAM SEAFOOD STEAKS MOTHERFUCKERS!!1

[EastTennesseeDem]

44. GOD DAMN RIGHT PEOPLE LIKE TO EAT MARLINS

BECAUSE THERES SO MUCH MEAT ON THEM BECAUSE THEY SPEND THEIR TIME EATING NARWHALS FOR FUCKING LUNCH MOTHERFUCKER

[TZ]

46. I KNOW WHY YOU LOVE NARWHALS

FUCK YEAH ..........cause they are horny critters....

[3.14158675309]

47. HORNS AND SHIT

HUNG LIKE A UNICORN AINT NO HOOFS ON THAT BITCH!!1

[TZ]

48. FUCK YEAH...

FUCKING NARWHAL IS THE FUCKING STUD OF THE SEA.....no wonder you identify with it...;)

[Symarip]

49. .

... FUCK YEAH!!!1

[TZ]

51. FUCK YEAH...

TOO BAD THESE STABBIN BITCH NARWHALS CAN"T PLAY FUCKING SKA ON THEIR BITCH ASS MANCANNONS....

[Symarip]

42. FUCK YEAH!!!

NO THREADS DROPPING HERE!!!!1

[TX Screwball]

45. NARWALS MADE ME POST AFTER MONTHS OF LURKING

THEY BOUGHT ME A NEW KEYBOARD!!!THEY KICK ASS1111

[Symarip]

50. Y EEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHH

FUCKING NARWHALS STABBIN BITCH ASS DOLPHINS AND BUYING KEYBOARDS. FUCK YEAH!!!1

[Symarip]

53. AINT NO THREADS DROPPING TODAY

FUCK YEAH!!!1

[3.14158675309]

54. WHATS THIS SHIT HERE

I FUCKING HAVE TO HIT MOTHERFUCKING PAGE FOUR TO RESCUE THIS BITCH ASS THREAD WHAT THE FUCK NARWALS DONT CARE THOUGH FUCK YEAH!!1

[Symarip]

68. I DONT KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BUT YOU DO IT THOUGH

GODDAMN!!!1

[EastTennesseeDem]

55. WEEEEEEEEEEE

MARLIN


ANOTHER MARLIN


A BLACK MARLIN
http://www.jakejordan.com/images/480_A_Guatemalan_Black_Marlin,_Jim_Turner,_Dec_10,_2007.jpg

BLUE MARLIN THIS IS AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN GET TO HIM WITHOUT GETTING FUCKED UP BECAUSE HES A BLUE MARLIN MOTHERFUCKER


FUCKING FLYING AND SHIT SUPERMAN AINT GOT NOTHING ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER


WHITE MARLIN MOVES FASTER THAN A FUCKING ACROBAT MOTHERFUCKER


YOU GOD DAMN BETTER LET GO IF YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE


STRIPED MARLIN LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL JUST MORE BEAUTIFUL


RUN AWAY YOU GODDAMN MARLIN THOSE FUCKING MURDERERS AINT GOT SHIT ON YOU


OH WHATS THIS
FUCK THESE MARLIN MURDERING MOTHERFUCKERS


THEY AINT GIVE A SHIT THOUGH THEYRE MARLINS THEY AINT SCARED NO JORT WEARING MOTHERFUCKERS


MARLIN ICONOGRAPHY


HOW MANY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS HAVE THE FUCKING NARWHALS WON MOTHERFUCKER





narwhals.

[TZ]

56. NARWHALS GONNA GO STEVE IRWIN ON THAT MURDERING

MOFO!

[EastTennesseeDem]

57. FUCK YEAH

[Symarip]

58. WOAH OH WOAH OH

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8T45DJjH4

[EastTennesseeDem]

59. ONE DAY THIS THINGS GONNA DIE

[3.14158675309]

60. NOT TODAY BITCH ASS!!1

NARWALS KICKING ASS ON A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY FUCK YEAH!!1

[RandomThoughts]

61. That makes sense to me.

Since I always thought Narwhals believed in God. :)

[EastTennesseeDem]

62. THIS THREAD JUST AINT GOT NO MOJO

ITS DROPPING LIKE A BITCHASS DOLPHIN TO THE SEAFLOOR

[3.14158675309]

63. "BITCHASS DOLPHIN?"

FUCK THAT SHIT GOD DAMN!!1

[Tommy_Carcetti]

64. Chuggo comes to the aid of the Narwhal thread that never dies.

Just remember that.

[Iggo]

65. AW, C'MON FUCKIN NARWHAL GODDAM

[Symarip]

67. .

FUCK YEAH!!!1

[Symarip]

66. A special service announcement to NARWHAL haters:

[3.14158675309]

69. PAGE FOR RESCUE I BLAME THOSE JIVE BITCH ASS BOYLE THREADS

NARWALS DONT CARE THO STABBIN AND SHIT

[TZ]

70. "Page For"?

Narwhals can't fucking spell can they..:rofl: :P

[3.14158675309]

71. NARWALS DONT NEED NO FUCKING (sic)

I DONT NO HOW THEY DO IT BUT THEY DO

[3.14158675309]

73. NARWALS PREFER iFONE

APPS AND SHIT

[Symarip]

74. OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

NARWHALS ARE IMPORTANT AND SHIT AND USE BLACKBERRYS TO GET SHIT DONE LIKE STABBIN BITCH ASS DOLPHINS.

[redqueen]

75. I wish my NARWHAL thread had never died.

[3.14158675309]

76. It lives in my bookmarks!

FUCK YEAH!!1

[Symarip]

77. FUCK YEAH IT DOES

AIN'T NO THREADS DYING IN THIS BITCH!!11

[Soylent Brice]

78. narwhals taste like tuna.

:hide:

[3.14158675309]

79. PAGE FUCKING EIGHT RESCUE NARWALS AINT SCARED

OF NO FUCKING JIVE ASS LOCK MAGIC AND SHIT GODDAMN!!1

[Symarip]

80. BITCHASS PHOTOBUCKET THREADS AINT GOT SHIT ON NARWHALS

FUCK YEAH!!!1

[3.14158675309]

81. NARWALS DIVING DEEP TO PAGE TEN FOR FUCKS SAKE WTF

AINT NO GILLS ON THAT BITCH FUCK YEAH!!1

[redqueen]

82. Hahahaha

"for fucks sake wtf" cracked me up. :)

[Symarip]

83. AIN'T NO FUCKING DEAD FISH NARWHAL THREADS TODAY

FUCK YEAH!!!1

[3.14158675309]

84. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

HAVING TO FUCKING KICK YOUR OWN POST GOD DAMN IM SORRY MY BAD!!1

[Symarip]

85. OMFG

TWICE

[hedgehog]

86. DID NARWAHLES DRIVE TICKS FROM THE OCEANS AND ONTO DRY LAND?

[Strong Atheist]

87. zero

[Strong Atheist]

89. 1

[Strong Atheist]

90. 1

[redqueen]

91. grr.

nevermind

[Symarip]

92. Speak your mind

We're all friends in the NARWHAL!!!1 thread.

[redqueen]

93. The word zero, then the two 1's.

It's annoying the piss out of me for no good reason.

Consistently is the hobgoblin of little Debbie snack cakes or something. FUCK IT!

[Strong Atheist]

94. try posting a "0" in a line with no quotes and nothing else and no message. I triple dog

dare you...

Edited to add:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8534178

[redqueen]

95. Hahahahahaha... great edit.

:loveya:


I'm simultaneously pissed and delighted. Pissed at myself for being annoyed, but delighted that there is a valid reason for it.

STILL though... two ones? Was this going to be a binary message type thing? Gaaaaawd... I hate that this annoys me.

[Strong Atheist]

96. Wait and see:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8358611&mesg_id=8422009


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8517873&mesg_id=8519508

[redqueen]

97. Ooooh exciting!

Yes, my life really is that dull. Or I really am that geeky. Or, well... both.

[Strong Atheist]

98. 2

[Strong Atheist]

99. 3

[Strong Atheist]

101. 5

[redqueen]

102. 8

[Strong Atheist]

103. 13

[Strong Atheist]

104. 21

[redqueen]

105. 34

[Strong Atheist]

106. 55

[redqueen]

107. 89

[Strong Atheist]

109. 144

[Strong Atheist]

112. 233

[Strong Atheist]

113. 377

[Strong Atheist]

117. 610

[Strong Atheist]

118. 987

[redqueen]

119. 1597

[Strong Atheist]

121. 2584

[redqueen]

123. 4181

[Strong Atheist]

124. 6765

[redqueen]

125. 10946

[Strong Atheist]

126. 17711

[redqueen]

127. 28657

[Strong Atheist]

128. 46368

[redqueen]

132. 75025

[Strong Atheist]

133. 111393

[Strong Atheist]

135. 186418

[Strong Atheist]

136. 297811

[Strong Atheist]

137. 484229

[Strong Atheist]

140. 782040

[Strong Atheist]

141. 1266269

[Strong Atheist]

142. 2048309

[Strong Atheist]

145. 3314578

[Strong Atheist]

148. 5362887

[Strong Atheist]

150. 8677465

[Strong Atheist]

151. 14040352

[Strong Atheist]

152. 22717817

[Strong Atheist]

153. 36758169

[Strong Atheist]

155. 59475986

[Strong Atheist]

158. 96234155

[Strong Atheist]

159. 155710141

[Strong Atheist]

160. 251944296

[Strong Atheist]

161. 407654437

[Strong Atheist]

162. 659598733

[Strong Atheist]

165. 1067253170

[Strong Atheist]

170. 1726851903

[Strong Atheist]

171. 2794105073

[Strong Atheist]

173. 4520956976

[Strong Atheist]

174. 7315062049

[Strong Atheist]

176. 11836019025

[Strong Atheist]

177. 19151081074

[Strong Atheist]

178. 30987100099

[Strong Atheist]

183. 50138181173

[Strong Atheist]

184. 81125281272

[Strong Atheist]

185. 131263462445

[redqueen]

88. I wonder if narwhals could mate with other species...

like sheep and goats do.

Then there might be some other aquatic mammal with a badass horn thing. That'd be rad.

[cabbage08]

100. 100

[snooper2]

108. thread needs raccoons

[Symarip]

111. AKA

Narwhal food.

[3.14158675309]

114. FUCK YEAH

LITTLE JIVE BITCH ASS RODENTS TASTE FINGER FUCKING LICKING GOOD ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BARBIE IN A WHITE WINE SAUCE GODDAMN!!1

[cabbage08]

110. back to page 1

[cabbage08]

115. Fuck yeah back to page 1

[Symarip]

116. FUCK YEAH!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BUT YOU DO IT THOUGH!!!1


FUCK YEAH!!!1

[AllenVanAllen]

120. Oh shit! It made it on the boat!

"Say hello to my little friend!!!"

[3.14158675309]

122. OH WHAT IS THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

MOTHERFUCK BITCH ASS CREATURE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING BLACK FUCKING LAGOON NARWALS DONT CARE THO GODDAMAN

[Symarip]

129. NARWHALS DON'T FUCKING CARE THO

I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT BUT THEY DO IT!!!1

[cabbage08]

130. Back to page 1

[Ryano42]

131. ULTIMATE TEAM UP!

TO KICK MARLIN AZZZEZ!!! :p

[3.14158675309]

134. Eight Ball Says:

[3.14158675309]

138. OH WHAT IS THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE!!1

REDQUEEN'S LINK TO THE ORGINAL THREAD IS BROKEN!!1 LINKIE PLEASE FUCK YEAH!1

[telmerc]

139. What if a

Narwhal mated with a chicken...............Then what?

[baldguy]

143. .

[dropkickpa]

144. NARRRRWHALLL!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck yeah.

[Symarip]

146. STABBIN BITCH ASS DOLPHINS AND SHIT

FUCK YEAH!!!1

[3.14158675309]

147. FUCKING NARWAL THREADS LIKE TWO MOTHERFUCKING PEAS IN A FUCKIN POD

[Left Is Write]

149. OKAY, I'M CONTRIBUTING TO THE FUCKING NARWHAL THREAD, OKAY??

A long time ago (well, four or five years, I guess), I wrote a story in which a narwhal tusk was used as a murder weapon. Original? Maybe not, but I was required to use the word "narwhal" somewhere in the story (writers' club silliness), so I did.

So there.

[EastTennesseeDem]

154. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

[Sigh Sister]

156. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THEY'RE REAL!!!! HOLY SHIT!! THEY HAVE HORNS!!!

[edbermac]

157. MOBY FUCKIN DICK, THE GREAT WHITE NARWHAL!

WRITTEN BY HERMAN FUCKIN MELVILLE.

THAT FUCKIN NARWHAL FIXED FUCKIN AHAB'S ASS REAL GOOD!

[cabbage08]

163. oops oops oops

[Iggo]

164. FUCKING STAB YOU...

...GODDAM NARWHALS GODDAM!!!

[3.14158675309]

166. IS THIS NOT THE RADDEST SHIT YOUVE SEEN ALL DAY

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!ELEVENS!!!!!

[AlCzervik]

167. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

[EastTennesseeDem]

168. COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEAH

[AlCzervik]

169. FUCK YEAH!!

[Symarip]

172. THIS FUCKING THREAD ISN'T THE FUCKING SAME

WITHOUT PI GUY!!!1111

FUCK!!!1

[motely36]

179. +1

[Symarip]

180. .

One more day :toast:

[Dr. Strange]

181. TRUE DAT!!

AW, C'MON FUCKING PI!

[Kajsa]

175. JIVE ASS DOLPHINS IN THE WAY THO,

AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON NARWHALS!!

YEEEHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[cabbage08]

182. back to page one with you