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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 05:54 PM Original message |
Why do you take a shower? |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. "Do you smoke after sex?" |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 06:10 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Two drunks in the men's room. |
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Tangerine LaBamba (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 06:12 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. The proper answer: |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 06:12 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. If you do.... |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 06:14 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. I think I've lost control of this thread. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 06:17 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Oh, I think that was in the cards from the OP ;} |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
27. Do you speak with your spouse after sex? |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
7. And then there's the classic one about "taking a dump" nt |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 06:25 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Is that different from having a dump? |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 11:03 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. "Not one of mine, you're not!" |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 11:45 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Something like that. I couldn't quite remember the whole routine. |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 11:12 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. Nope. The proper way is to pinch a loaf. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:42 PM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Or 'make a deposit'. |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:52 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Take the Browns to the Superbowl |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:56 PM Response to Reply #15 |
29. Bomb Lake Porcelein into submission |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 01:36 AM Response to Reply #29 |
36. Drop the kids off at the pool |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:52 PM Response to Reply #7 |
26. I prefer to leave one |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
9. Somewhat different but I'm always intrigued when people ask to borrow a kleenex |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
10. Because it's Saturday |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
11. "Get on the airplane..." |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:41 PM Response to Reply #11 |
21. To my late, sainted M-I-L things, programs, people were 'in' the TV. |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
12. Cream in your coffee? |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:59 PM Response to Reply #12 |
31. ! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
14. It's a holdover from the early days, when it was difficult to heat the water |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 11:46 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. If it's not true |
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Drunken Irishman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 12:00 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Not in the Bush age. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 01:39 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. . |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 11:56 PM Response to Reply #18 |
35. 'True fact' is not redundant |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:44 PM Response to Reply #14 |
23. "Can you TAKE a shower?" "Yeah, I can TAKE it." |
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qwertyMike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
16. The smelly Brits |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:46 PM Response to Reply #16 |
24. Oh, bosh. |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:55 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. my Brit brother-in law |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 04:57 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Yes, but what you don't realize is... |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 05:01 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. that is part of the reason |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 05:05 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. I'm sorry to hear that |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 05:15 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. no , not geographically specific at all |
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