i'm thinking of opening a suicide/crime scene clean up biz. help me out with a business name . . .

[datasuspect]

thanks!

[darkstar]

1. Splatz, Inc.

[Shell Beau]

3. Ooh, kinda poor taste.

Just saying!

[Gormy Cuss]

2. Cleaning Service Inc.

CSI for short.

[hvn_nbr_2]

35. That's clever. But the TV show would probably sue. nt

[AwakeAtLast]

4. Strong Stomaches R Us

:puke:

Or Grim Cleaners

:puke:

[Shell Beau]

5. I have watched the show Crime Scene Cleanup.

It takes a special person to do that.

[Orsino]

6. Fuhgeddaboutit, Inc. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. .

Nevermind...poor taste.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. Spot Out

Out Out damn Spot/ motto

[Deep13]

9. Chalk Outline, Inc.

or Clean Scene

[arcadian]

10. I'm Just Going To Outsource It To Some Guatemalans I Know Inc.

[datasuspect]

12. that's exactly what i was thinking

except they are hondurans

[Richardo]

11. Crime Unscene

[PeaceNikki]

17. Cute!!

I like this one!

:thumbsup:

[EastTennesseeDem]

13. Self-delete

In retrospect that was in extremely poor taste.

[datasuspect]

14. lookee here

poor taste is still taste and highly underrated.

[EastTennesseeDem]

29. Not the OP.

The OP is pretty damn funny. My post was kind of...well...

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. Dirty Jobs Done Dirt Cheap

or
Crime Grime
You do The Crime, and We do the Grime.

[rug]

16. CrimeWow

[LeftinOH]

18. GoreGone, Inc.

[pnutbutr]

19. you drop em we mop em

would be a good slogan

[Crabby Appleton]

20. slogan "Our day begins when yours ends"

[datasuspect]

21. wow.

i like that one.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. excellent

[kentauros]

22. Eraserheads

[rcrush]

23. I had an experience with one of these companies.

When my mom died. They decided they needed to charge me $20,000 to clean my moms house. They were recommended by the funeral home which tried to gouge me for another $10,000.

[gmoney]

24. The Wolf...

"Sheeeit, Negro! That's all you had to say!"



Trust me, everyone who might hire you or refer people to you knows that movie backwards and forwards.

[Bucky]

25. Post-Traumatic Inspirations ("When you do the kill-ohs, we bring the Brill-Ohs")

[MissMillie]

27. Remains of the Day

:shrug:

[AngryAmish]

28. Impact Remediation

[Initech]

30. Splat N' Stuff

[rucky]

31. The Grim Sweeper

[Twillig]

32. Yellow Matter Custard Busters n/t

[ElmStreetPlaza]

33. The Bush Economy Cleanup Crew

:shrug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

34. Blood-B-Gone.