If the lounge were to start selling its own cleaning product, what would it be called?

[mainegreen]

Who would sell it?

What would you use it for?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Chuggoclean

Made from 100% natural Narwhal blubber.

[mainegreen]

4. We'd get sued. Dumb kids would drink it.

x(

[DS1]

2. ZipTwunt!

[Initech]

3. The Shamlounge!!

[lost-in-nj]

5. crap-be-gone

just spray it in GD & p
no rinsing needed

just watch the crap disappear as it slithers down the wall

lost

[TZ]

6. Miracle stain remover.

gets rid of all that Miracle whip type stains on keyboards...:evilgrin:

[mainegreen]

7. My answer: Fap!

That's right.

Fap!

The exclamation point would most certainly be a part of the name.

I can see the marketing now:

Picture a typical housewife at home in the kitchen holding up the product.
She addresses the viewer:
'My home was a mess. I was a wreck, until I discovered just how easy it can be with Fap!
Kids spilled juice on the rug? Just Fap! it away!
Oven grease? Fap! on the oven and the grease just wipes away!
Fap! is so easy I even have the man in my life doing it!'

and so on.

Rachel Ray could sell it. She totally can say shit like that and pull it off.

[DS1]

8. Available in pump or spray

[mainegreen]

9. My god, this could work!

:thumbsup:

[TZ]

10. LynneSin could be the spokesperson....

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

11. I nominate you to be her little puppet!

:hide:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Genius!

Fap: Now in new peanut butter scent!