Alien scientists intercept this signal from Earth 1,000 years from now.

[MilesColtrane]

What are their conclusions?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlLNo6hQsqc&feature=player_embedded

[BulletproofLandshark]

1. That we'd be no threat to the rest of the cosmos

and, by extension, a colossal waste of ammo.

[gmoney]

2. "Send More Chuck Berry (eom)"

[baldguy]

3. Today, we have medications to control that sort of thing.