I finally figured out how to keep sales people away from my house.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I got a big glass jar, and filled it with water. Then I put just a few drops of yellow food coloring in the water.

Then, I took one of those big natural sponges and tore it up into small chunks, and dropped the chunks into the jar.

I put a piece of masking tape on the jar, and wrote "BRAINS" on the tape.

Then I set the jar near my front door.

[BlueJazz]

1. I thought you were going to say.."and then I put 3 Baby Ruth's in the Jar".

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I drew chalk outlines of bodies on the sidewalk

and scattered religious pamphlets around them.

Works amazingly well. :thumbsup:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. Human...

of course!