I overheard my wife talking to our daughter

[Generic Brad]

She said, "Your dad was so young and handsome when we met. He was eye candy. But now that he's older, he's more like eye bacon."

I can't decide if I should be insulted or roll around on the floor laughing.

[MrSlayer]

1. I'd say that's an upgrade.

Take it as the compliment it is.

[Haole Girl]

2. Eye bacon?

:rofl:

[Generic Brad]

5. Wow! ROFL simulates bacon frying!!

I see it!!!!

[Haole Girl]

6. It does, now that you mention it

:rofl:

[Avalux]

3. Awww.....

take it as a compliment; she loves you. ;-)

[Inchworm]

4. Too funny

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

7. LOL! I think I'd just laugh.

[hibbing]

8. snort

Hi,
That is hilarious. I would take it as a compliment! Bacon is good, even though I avoid it as best I can for health reasons.

Peace

[Kali]

9. hahahhahaha

that is too funny!

[Heidi]

10. That's cuz you're sizzlin'!!!

That's what you should tell yourself, anyway. :rofl:

[Drunken Irishman]

11. I like bacon.

[DeepBlueC]

12. candy is a snack; BACON is a meal

You should be flattered. :7

[astral]

13. Aaah, who doesn't love bacon?

Any day if I had to choose between bacon and candy, bacon wins.

[northzax]

14. just remember

[northzax]

15. just remember

[Symarip]

16. Bacon is delicious

Take the compliment.

[Rosie1223]

17. ummmm...bacon

As long as your wife isn't vegetarian, I think you're good.

[Nickster]

18. Bacon is God's little gift to everyone.