Chipper Jones is ruining my life.

[BeachBaby]

That is all.

[TZ]

1. At least he's not Scott Olsen

FORMER Florida pitcher who now pitches for the Nats and gave up 8 runs in four innings last night. And who did the Nats trade to get this "pitcher"? One dude named Benifacio who had an opening day inside the park HR agaisnt his former team...:banghead:

[charlie and algernon]

3. heh heh, you guys got punk'd by the Marlins

:hide:

[TZ]

4. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8673409#8674671

[Blue_Tires]

2. take comfort in the amusement that he knocked up a Hooters waitress in spring training

classy

[flvegan]

5. Tied with the Nationals for dead last.

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

6. You mean Larry Jones?

You've gotta figure he really hates his given name if he goes by "Chipper". :eyes: Mets fans have figured this out. Every time he comes up to bat at Shea Madoff Field or whatever it's called, they strike up a derisive chant of "Lar-REE! Lar-REE! Lar-REE!" :P

[SteppingRazor]

8. They actually do that wherever he plays.

At least, we certainly when I lived near St. Louis and the Braves would show up to take on the Cards.

[tekisui]

7. I'm sorry for that,

but Go, Chipper!:woohoo:

Go Bravos!