Your Passover jokes or stories. Post 'em up here.

[cloudbase]

Why did the Jews spend forty years in the desert?

They couldn't get two of them to agree on which way to go.



One year at our seder, we had a blind man as our guest. As we were passing the matzoh around, he ran his fingers over it and said "Who wrote this shit?"

Good Pesach, y'all.

[REP]

1. We give thanks for the matzo, who gave his balls for the soup...

[Manifestor_of_Light]

2. Marilyn Monroe was at a Seder....

probably when she was married to Arthur Miller.

They told her there were matzoh balls in her soup and she said, "Isn't there any other part of the matzoh we can eat?".

:rofl:

Allegedly a true story.

[cloudbase]

4. Makes for a good blonde joke, too. Thanks. n/t

[laconicsax]

3. A guy goes into a deli with a friend on his lunch break.

The friend tells him to try the matzah ball soup. Hesitantly, he tries it and really likes it. He likes it so much that he starts going to that deli every day on his lunch break to get the matzah ball soup. A couple weeks later as he's finishing up his soup, he decides its time for a change, so he flags down the waiter and asks,

"Does any other part of the matzah taste this good?"

[cloudbase]

5. Not a Passover joke, but a deli joke from years ago (1960s).

A guy goes into a deli and is waited on by a Chinese guy, who just happens to speak perfect Yiddish. The guy is stunned, and on the way out asks the owner where he found a Chinese waiter who could speak Yiddish. The owner says "Shhhhhhh-not so loud. He thinks he's learining English."

[Orrex]

6. I have a good one

Years back, my neighbor asked me for a bit of lamb's blood to paint on his door so that, you know...

Well, I tricked him and gave him some common goat's blood instead! Wasn't he in a bad mood the next morning!

[cloudbase]

7. Good thing he wasn't the first born,

otherwise he'd really be pissed off.

[cloudbase]

8. Good thing he wasn't the first born,

otherwise he'd really be pissed off.

[arcadian]

9. In the supermarket today I walked in the vicinity of the Kosher food items.

That is all.