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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 11:14 PM Original message |
rant on tween porn "twilight"-spoiler so beware |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
1. Maybe the vampire is a Mormon. Those guys can impregnate ANYTHING! |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 11:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Guess we're not supposed to think about "the act" |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
3. Well, if he's "hard" I'd say that's half the battle |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 11:19 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. there is that, but I am sorry. I NEVER had any desire to stick a rock hard cold thing |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 11:37 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. I thought cold(ish) temps were good for sperm production |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 08:51 AM Response to Reply #5 |
14. I'm guessing you've never been to a Gynecologist then.... |
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backtoblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 10:16 AM Response to Reply #14 |
20. great... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 10:24 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Well it'll help with the posters of scenic places that always seem to be on the ceilings |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 11:18 PM Response to Original message |
4. the idea of a romantic vampire is beyond silly |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 11:20 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. "I want you, need you, you are like my personal heroin drug" is not romantic to me |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 08:53 AM Response to Reply #6 |
15. Hey I called the KFC down the street from the the 'Local Crack Chicken' |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
7. You might as well be dwelling on the plot holes in 'Naughty BiseXXXual Nurses vol. 122" |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 12:27 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Most insightful comment I've seen on the subject. |
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WildEyedLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 12:45 AM Response to Reply #7 |
11. +1 |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 01:17 PM Response to Reply #7 |
23. That's what I came up with also. I can suspend belief in a lot of it but |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 12:43 AM Response to Original message |
10. Was The Vampire Named Levi Johnston? |
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PittPoliSci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 01:28 AM Response to Original message |
12. what's more disturbing is that a 200 year old creature is in love with a 15 year old., |
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motely36 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 08:56 AM Response to Reply #12 |
16. I thought this the first time i read it |
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PittPoliSci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 11:12 AM Response to Reply #16 |
30. that's because twilight fans are insufferable. |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 01:17 PM Response to Reply #12 |
24. Oh, come on. He's only 100, she's already 16! |
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Tommy_Carcetti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
13. How can vampires go out in the middle of the day? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 08:56 AM Response to Reply #13 |
17. In Twilight they cannot be in direct sunlight because it gives them away |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
18. Vampires |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 10:07 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. They've become a catch-all, and in the process they've become nothing |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
22. Let the Right One In |
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EastTennesseeDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 01:20 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Best. Movie. Ever. |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 02:18 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. I noticed |
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EastTennesseeDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 06:16 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Did you see it on the big screen? |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 10:17 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Haven't been to the big screen in 9 years. |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 02:49 AM Response to Reply #25 |
28. good grief, I thought you mean Twilight. Had to reread a couple times |
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