I've done my toenail surgery. Ready for bath and head wash when the bleeding stops. I'm going to DMV

[Lil Missy]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8676765

If you don't see me for 30 days, it's because I got arrested on the way to renew my drivers license. At least I'll be clean and pretty for the mug shot.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I very much doubt that they'll throw you in jail for a late renewal!

Good luck with it, sweetie...

:hug:

[Lil Missy]

2. The DMV won't, but if I get pulled over on the way .... I'd have to do jail time instead of the fine

Not to worry, I'm just having a bit of fun. I also have a good driving record.

:)

I don't plan on getting all liquored up before I go. Or speed, breastfeed, text message, or sex text on the way. I'll be fine.

:P

[old mark]

4. Shit, you're just no fun anymore.....nt

[Lil Missy]

5. Sure, freeper. You gonna come up with the bail?

I'm too old to misbehave anymore. I'm boring.

;)

[old mark]

6. Well, you're up early...

...or late, depending.

:pals:

mark

[Lil Missy]

7. Late.

:P

:*

[texanwitch]

3. Might want to take your SS card.

We have to have ours when we get drivers license renewed.

[Lil Missy]

8. Good idea. Thanks.

:hi:

[texanwitch]

9. More homeland security nonsense.

You may not need it but better to take it anyway.

[Lil Missy]

10. Yeah. With homeland security nonsense, I'd better shave my twat too.